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    Default Roll Call...New Member On The Floor

    Hello, one and all and thanks for having me into your forum. Looking forward to getting to know you and share opinions with you. With that, I turn the floor back to the forum for a reply.

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    Don't fuck up.
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    Hey Felix.
    Good Luck.

    Oh, PS: There's a guy here named 'Legina' that will try to lure you into talking about underage sex, ... then Report you as a Perv, using this '12b Rule'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Hey Felix.
    Good Luck.

    Oh, PS: There's a guy here named 'Legina' that will try to lure you into talking about underage sex, ... then Report you as a Perv, using this '12b Rule'.
    He banged you. Just like Rune but way smaller. Because Rune is a FUCKING VIKING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    He banged you. Just like Rune but way smaller. Because Rune is a FUCKING VIKING.
    That explains a lot about Jack's many, many issues. Thanks. Think there's a cure or at least some help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    That explains a lot about Jack's many, many issues. Thanks. Think there's a cure or at least some help?
    Why bother helping Jack? He can't even gather up the courage to pick sides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Why bother helping Jack? He can't even gather up the courage to pick sides.
    True. He's mostly here to indulge his depraved fantasies about women who reject his sweaty and repulsive advances.

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    Felix read 12 B careful!
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    No NOOB....nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felex Sanders View Post
    Hello, one and all and thanks for having me into your forum. Looking forward to getting to know you and share opinions with you. With that, I turn the floor back to the forum for a reply.
    Watch out for trolls, especially the race baiting ones. That would be Volsrock, Bobb, Floater, Text Drivers Are Killers, Flanders = Race baiting. I Love America, Teflon Don, Evmetro, Legion, Truth Detector = Boring, and predictable trolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Watch out for trolls, especially the race baiting ones. That would be Volsrock, Bobb, Floater, Text Drivers Are Killers, Flanders = Race baiting. I Love America, Teflon Don, Evmetro, Legion, Truth Detector = Boring, and predictable trolls.
    This coming from a simpleminded troll who thanks his own sock
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Excellent greetings and I thank all of you. An interesting forum I can see that right now. Good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felex Sanders View Post
    Excellent greetings and I thank all of you. An interesting forum I can see that right now. Good.
    One other observation that I have noticed, no big deal, but did want to Alert you just in case, ... Miss Phantasmal, announces she has a 'Butt-Buddy'. Now, I certainly I'm not aware of this kind of activity, so had to look it up:

    "Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating the man's anus with a strap-on dildo. This practice may also involve stimulating the male genitalia.
    The neologism "pegging" was popularized when it became the winning entry in a contest in Dan Savage's "Savage Love" sex advice column, held after an observation was made that there was no common name or dictionary definition for the act in the English language.[1]"
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)

    (has a picture, not sure if it is the actual Miss Phantasmal?)

    Anyway, if she drops something and asks you to pick it up, ... think twice before you do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    One other observation that I have noticed, no big deal, but did want to Alert you just in case, ... Miss Phantasmal, announces she has a 'Butt-Buddy'. Now, I certainly I'm not aware of this kind of activity, so had to look it up:

    "Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating the man's anus with a strap-on dildo. This practice may also involve stimulating the male genitalia.
    The neologism "pegging" was popularized when it became the winning entry in a contest in Dan Savage's "Savage Love" sex advice column, held after an observation was made that there was no common name or dictionary definition for the act in the English language.[1]"
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)

    (has a picture, not sure if it is the actual Miss Phantasmal?)

    Anyway, if she drops something and asks you to pick it up, ... think twice before you do that.
    dude

    Phantasmal has told you a million times she doesn't want you

    stop stalking her

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    dude

    Phantasmal has told you a million times she doesn't want you

    stop staking her
    Sweet Jesus, Mother of God.

    Look, Natasha. I'm trying to give the New Guy a few tips so he can maneuver around here. DO YOU MIND!

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