Roll Call...New Member On The Floor

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I think TOP is pointing out the 'possibility' of a sock account. I know this would be outrageous here at JPP, but I've heard it has occurred in the past. (Ever hear of the notorious 'Jar Jar Binks'?)

Socks are legal.Idiot Top still thinks he/she is at Amazon.

[Jack]

Socks are legal.Idiot Top still thinks he/she is at Amazon.

Wait!
What?
No Way.

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Wait!
What?
No Way.

"Wait" Yes jury is out if the thing called Top is male or female,or something in between.
"What" Yes it plainly says socks are legal.
"No Way" I agree after seeing a photo ,I say no way that's a woman!

[Jack]

'Jar Jar Binks' is LEGAL???

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'Jar Jar Binks' is LEGAL???

WTF Jack!Why did you groan my post

[Jack]

WTF Jack!Why did you groan my post

(shaking head) I think we all know that TOP is a Swim Coach and has the body to prove it. Just because you don't like her Politics, you try to demean her.
Can you say "B Cups"?

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(shaking head) I think we all know that TOP is a Swim Coach and has the body to prove it. Just because you don't like her Politics, you try to demean her.
Can you say "B Cups"?

You obviously never saw a photo.

[Jack]

You obviously never saw a photo.

You've never watched Women's Beach Volleyball. You don't get those Glutes from sitting around all day watching TV and eating Chocolate Bon Bons.

[evince]

One other observation that I have noticed, no big deal, but did want to Alert you just in case, ... Miss Phantasmal, announces she has a 'Butt-Buddy'. Now, I certainly I'm not aware of this kind of activity, so had to look it up:

"Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating the man's anus with a strap-on dildo. This practice may also involve stimulating the male genitalia.
The neologism "pegging" was popularized when it became the winning entry in a contest in Dan Savage's "Savage Love" sex advice column, held after an observation was made that there was no common name or dictionary definition for the act in the English language.[1]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)

(has a picture, not sure if it is the actual Miss Phantasmal?)

Anyway, if she drops something and asks you to pick it up, ... think twice before you do that.

dude

Phantasmal has told you a million times she doesn't want you

stop stalking her

[ThatOwlWoman]

You obviously never saw a photo.

He confused the "Coke-bottle four eyes" (as he once referred to that thing right here on JPP) with something else. It happens when we age. First we mix up glasses and chests. Next comes the confusion between male and female. In the last stage, shortly before death, Jack will be slurping up stewed prunes, believing that he's eating the finest of Kobe steak. lol

[Jack]

dude

Phantasmal has told you a million times she doesn't want you

stop staking her

Sweet Jesus, Mother of God.

Look, Natasha. I'm trying to give the New Guy a few tips so he can maneuver around here. DO YOU MIND!

[Mason Michaels]

You've never watched Women's Beach Volleyball. You don't get those Glutes from sitting around all day watching TV and eating Chocolate Bon Bons.

She lives on Alpo and Kibble

[Jack]

He confused the "Coke-bottle four eyes" (as he once referred to that thing right here on JPP) with something else. It happens when we age. First we mix up glasses and chests. Next comes the confusion between male and female. In the last stage, shortly before death, Jack will be slurping up stewed prunes, believing that he's eating the finest of Kobe steak. lol

Look, Pumpkin.

Who do you think Felix wants to hammer, ... a slender, athletic type, or ... someone that can't ride a fucking bicycle?

[Mason Michaels]

Look, Pumpkin.

Who do you think Felix wants to hammer, ... a slender, athletic type, or ... someone that can't ride a fucking bicycle?

Top isn't remotely "athletic" ,bony ass,flat chested he/she!

[Jack]

She lives on Alpo and Kibble

Well, I see you brought your Crew in here. I'm not going to be the foil that sits here so you and your 'Team A' can bad mouth TOP. Ciao!