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    Default Wife out of town for 10 days...

    I can do any damn thing I want, within reason of course.

    Yesterday I was at the fitness club for three hrs.

    Today I'm doing nothing other than watching the NFL playoffs.
    While doing so I'm smoking a battery powered, disposable THC vape thing I got at a pot shop down the road.
    Very nice! Inhaling sets the ignition off. Just inhale and that's it. Very smooth going down, doesn't leave a big smell in the house like weed does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    I can do any damn thing I want, within reason of course.

    Yesterday I was at the fitness club for three hrs.

    Today I'm doing nothing other than watching the NFL playoffs.
    While doing so I'm smoking a battery powered, disposable THC vape thing I got at a pot shop down the road.
    Very nice! Inhaling sets the ignition off. Just inhale and that's it. Very smooth going down, doesn't leave a big smell in the house like weed does.
    Good to know you are not hen pecked and can do these things while your wife is out of Town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    I can do any damn thing I want, within reason of course.

    Yesterday I was at the fitness club for three hrs.

    Today I'm doing nothing other than watching the NFL playoffs.
    While doing so I'm smoking a battery powered, disposable THC vape thing I got at a pot shop down the road.
    Very nice! Inhaling sets the ignition off. Just inhale and that's it. Very smooth going down, doesn't leave a big smell in the house like weed does.
    Strip club, Oysters, Library and Church. Not necessarily in that order.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    I can do any damn thing I want, within reason of course.

    Yesterday I was at the fitness club for three hrs.

    Today I'm doing nothing other than watching the NFL playoffs.
    While doing so I'm smoking a battery powered, disposable THC vape thing I got at a pot shop down the road.
    Very nice! Inhaling sets the ignition off. Just inhale and that's it. Very smooth going down, doesn't leave a big smell in the house like weed does.
    I know what you mean. My wife just returned from two weeks visit to her family. One day I sat on the toilet for an hour reading a newspaper and smoking a cigar. I ate rice only once, enjoyed taking a nap without her waking me up and ogled pretty waitresses at my local sports bar. It was great.... but I still missed her.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I know what you mean. My wife just returned from two weeks visit to her family. One day I sat on the toilet for an hour reading a newspaper and smoking a cigar. I ate rice only once, enjoyed taking a nap without her waking me up and ogled pretty waitresses at my local sports bar. It was great.... but I still missed her.
    Who the fackle smokes a cigar while taking a dumple?

    Mott the Poople!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurty View Post
    Who the fackle smokes a cigar while taking a dumple?

    Mott the Poople!
    Something that would never be allowed with the Mrs. home. Maybe just for the sake of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    Something that would never be allowed with the Mrs. home. Maybe just for the sake of it.
    Did I mention it was a Cuban cigar?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    I can do any damn thing I want, within reason of course.

    Yesterday I was at the fitness club for three hrs.

    Today I'm doing nothing other than watching the NFL playoffs.
    While doing so I'm smoking a battery powered, disposable THC vape thing I got at a pot shop down the road.
    Very nice! Inhaling sets the ignition off. Just inhale and that's it. Very smooth going down, doesn't leave a big smell in the house like weed does.
    my hubby is allowed to dio all that while Im home


    we call the vap a poofy stick


    we love it too

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    my hubby is allowed to dio all that while Im home
    My wife is German. Need I explain further?

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