Lefties and Gum

[iolo]

It's a pity Americans aren't allowed proper politics. Androgynous gum-chewers rule ,okay? What a total load of bollucks!

[Evmetro]

You don't think there are ugly Righties too?
That shows how easily brainwashed you are.

I have seen ugly righties, and I have seen smokin' hot lefty women. There are plenty of exceptions, but it is well known that righties are more attractive on the average.

[Evmetro]

When I see an ugly lefty chomping on some gum with the mouth open, I see a strange phenomenon. I can look deep into the lefty eyes and see absolutely nothing going on. Kinda like looking into the eyes of a dog or cat.

[StoneByStone]

I have seen ugly righties, and I have seen smokin' hot lefty women. There are plenty of exceptions, but it is well known that righties are more attractive on the average.

Not from what I've seen. Righties are more likely to eat unhealthy foods and drink more.
Although there are more black Lefties, so that does hurt our average.

[StoneByStone]

When I see an ugly lefty chomping on some gum with the mouth open, I see a strange phenomenon. I can look deep into the lefty eyes and see absolutely nothing going on. Kinda like looking into the eyes of a dog or cat.

Dogs and cats are awesome.

[StoneByStone]

Ever known a conservative to be androgynous? It does go with the left theme...

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[MAGA MAN]

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He's gay. You should probably find out the difference before you start dating.

[StoneByStone]

He's gay. You should probably find out the difference before you start dating.

But he's androgynous AF.

[Evmetro]

The mindless chomping of gum is disgusting.

[MAGA MAN]

But he's androgynous AF.

One is not a trend.

[Bourbon]

I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?

Kind Voting? How do you know they're Lefties?

This should be classic

[Evmetro]

Kind Voting? How do you know they're Lefties?

They are chomping on gum with their mouths open.

[Evmetro]

I just saw a lefty chomping on gum with his mouth open, but I also noticed something extra lefty-like on this one. It appeared that the default position of his mouth was open, so he looked a little dumber than the average lefty.

[Evmetro]

Just got stuck in an elevator with a lefty gum chomper. Open mouth and making a bunch of snapping popping noises. It is so weird seeing a fully grown person do this shit. Fucking lefties.

[PostmodernProphet]

I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?

d'uh........they aren't adults yet........