Lefties and Gum

[Sirthinksalot]

If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

Which of the following describes you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

^^Trick question! All of the above describe Jade Dragon.

[Evmetro]

Moron alert

I think of them as morons too, but "lefties" is always what comes to mind when I see them chomping on gum with their mouths open.

[Charoite]

I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?

Meesa liken gumfish.

[PostmodernProphet]

And gets paid by the post. How much nothing can a person say?

weigh your posts......

[MAGA MAN]

I think of them as morons too, but "lefties" is always what comes to mind when I see them chomping on gum with their mouths open.

That's because "moron" and "lefty" are basically the same thing.

[StoneByStone]

I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?

Not sure if trolling or stupid.

[Evmetro]

Not sure if trolling or stupid.

How many of the six items below describe you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk too loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell visually if you are male or female
6. Obese

If you match several of these items, you may be a lefty, which would mean you wouldn't understand.

[Jade Dragon]

^^Trick question! All of the above describe Jade Dragon.

Boy are you being full of it, and stupid saying that. Did no one know I have OCD? I think I said it a few posts back. I'll give you 6, since I'm a good bit overweight now. 1, and 4 drive me crazy though, so I'm the last person doing that. With my often thick beard, and very broad shoulders, 5 is utterly ridiculous. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so 2 is just dumbassery. 3 has little meaning at all. Are you done, or do you have more blasting people with incompetence to share? It is hilarious, so please continue if you want.

[Jade Dragon]

Not sure if trolling or stupid.

Both.

[StoneByStone]

How many of the six items below describe you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk too loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell visually if you are male or female
6. Obese

If you match several of these items, you may be a lefty, which would mean you wouldn't understand.

Fox News rots your brain.

[Evmetro]

Fox News rots your brain.

I agree. Mix it up with as many different media and propaganda sources as possible, but don't trust any of them.

[StoneByStone]

I agree. Mix it up with as many different media and propaganda sources as possible, but don't trust any of them.

So what do you think gave you your biased and flawed view of Leftists? Alex Jones?

[Loving91390]

Because liberals never grew up . They stopped mental growth at age 15 .

[Flash]

If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

We obviously need more gum control laws.

[Evmetro]

So what do you think gave you your biased and flawed view of Leftists? Alex Jones?

I get my opinions by consuming a broad menu of news and propaganda, and I do not trust any of them.