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    I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evmetro View Post
    I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
    Why do you blow hobos behind the bus station for meth rails?

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    The clues that tell me these open mouthed gum chewers are lefties are pretty simple.

    1. Chewing with mouth open
    2. Unattractive
    3. Look unemployable
    4. Talk to loud for the social environment
    5. Can't tell if they are male or female
    6. Obese
    It is hereby ORDERED, ADJUDGED and DECREED that in
    consideration of their affirmative assumption of responsibility
    contained in part III herein, the complaint against Fred C.
    Trump and Donald J. Trump is dismissed against them in their
    personal capacity, with prejudice, as to all allegations
    contained therein, and predating this Order.

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    Proving Evmerto gets paid by the thread again.

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    Retarded trolling, at it's finest. Could only be, Evmetro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Retarded trolling, at it's finest. Could only be, Evmetro.
    If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

    Which of the following describes you?

    1. Chewing with mouth open
    2. Unattractive
    3. Look unemployable
    4. Talk to loud for the social environment
    5. Can't tell if they are male or female
    6. Obese
    It is hereby ORDERED, ADJUDGED and DECREED that in
    consideration of their affirmative assumption of responsibility
    contained in part III herein, the complaint against Fred C.
    Trump and Donald J. Trump is dismissed against them in their
    personal capacity, with prejudice, as to all allegations
    contained therein, and predating this Order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evmetro View Post
    I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?
    Stupidest thread ever!
    Turning gum chewing to a left vs white issue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    Proving Evmerto gets paid by the thread again.
    Why do lefties go around chewing gum with their mouths open?
    It is hereby ORDERED, ADJUDGED and DECREED that in
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    contained in part III herein, the complaint against Fred C.
    Trump and Donald J. Trump is dismissed against them in their
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    contained therein, and predating this Order.

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    And gets paid by the post. How much nothing can a person say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Margot Frank View Post
    Stupidest thread ever!
    Turning gum chewing to a left vs white issue!
    So, why do lefties go around chewing gum with their mouths open?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    And gets paid by the post. How much nothing can a person say?
    I wouldn't get paid as much then, if you just explained why lefties go around chomping on gum with their mouths open. Is it part of looking unemployable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evmetro View Post
    So, why do lefties go around chewing gum with their mouths open?
    Moron alert
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    He responded. Even talking about chewing with your mouth open is an OCD no no. Oh well, here's a pittance anyway.
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    Seeing an adult going around chomping on gum with the mouth open is like seeing an adult walking around with a binky in his mouth.
    It is hereby ORDERED, ADJUDGED and DECREED that in
    consideration of their affirmative assumption of responsibility
    contained in part III herein, the complaint against Fred C.
    Trump and Donald J. Trump is dismissed against them in their
    personal capacity, with prejudice, as to all allegations
    contained therein, and predating this Order.

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    Here is a sample of the problem

    It is hereby ORDERED, ADJUDGED and DECREED that in
    consideration of their affirmative assumption of responsibility
    contained in part III herein, the complaint against Fred C.
    Trump and Donald J. Trump is dismissed against them in their
    personal capacity, with prejudice, as to all allegations
    contained therein, and predating this Order.

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