Lefties and Gum

[Evmetro]

I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?

[CharacterAssassin]

I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?

Why do you blow hobos behind the bus station for meth rails?

[Evmetro]

The clues that tell me these open mouthed gum chewers are lefties are pretty simple.

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

[gfm7175]

The clues that tell me these open mouthed gum chewers are lefties are pretty simple.

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

This one especially, in my experiences...

[Nordberg]

Proving Evmerto gets paid by the thread again.

[Evmetro]

Proving Evmerto gets paid by the thread again.

Why do lefties go around chewing gum with their mouths open?

[Jade Dragon]

Retarded trolling, at it's finest. Could only be, Evmetro.

[Evmetro]

Retarded trolling, at it's finest. Could only be, Evmetro.

If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

Which of the following describes you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

[Sirthinksalot]

If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

Which of the following describes you?

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

^^Trick question! All of the above describe Jade Dragon.

[Jade Dragon]

^^Trick question! All of the above describe Jade Dragon.

Boy are you being full of it, and stupid saying that. Did no one know I have OCD? I think I said it a few posts back. I'll give you 6, since I'm a good bit overweight now. 1, and 4 drive me crazy though, so I'm the last person doing that. With my often thick beard, and very broad shoulders, 5 is utterly ridiculous. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so 2 is just dumbassery. 3 has little meaning at all. Are you done, or do you have more blasting people with incompetence to share? It is hilarious, so please continue if you want.

[Sirthinksalot]

Boy are you being full of it, and stupid saying that. Did no one know I have OCD?

Open-mouth Chewing Disoder?
Yes, we all know you have it.

[Flash]

If you don't close your mouth, your gum is going to fall out.

We obviously need more gum control laws.

[Mason Michaels]

I have never really understood the gum chewing thing and adults. I completely understand when I see kids chew with their mouths open, or when they chew gum, but I just don't get how this gets carried onto adult life. I see adults walking in public and chewing gum with their mouths open, and there are enough clues that tell me that these people are obviously a lefties. Why do lefties chew gum as adults?

Stupidest thread ever!
Turning gum chewing to a left vs white issue!

[Evmetro]

Stupidest thread ever!
Turning gum chewing to a left vs white issue!

So, why do lefties go around chewing gum with their mouths open?

[Mason Michaels]

So, why do lefties go around chewing gum with their mouths open?

Moron alert