Lefties and Gum

[Evmetro]

Lefties remind me of that 80's movie with Tom Hanks, "Big". Kid brains inside adult bodies, gum chomping and all.

[Phantasmal]

Just got stuck in an elevator with a lefty gum chomper. Open mouth and making a bunch of snapping popping noises. It is so weird seeing a fully grown person do this shit. Fucking lefties.

Seek help

[Evmetro]

Seek help

I suspect this means you are a gum chewer, and that you make those snapping and popping noises as you chew with your mouth open?

[Evmetro]

Seek help

Is this your video?

[Vasquezrocks]

That's the problem with lefty's ..... They never grow up .

[Evmetro]

That's the problem with lefty's ..... They never grow up .

Lol, lefties would not even be able to see the connection between the behavior exhibited in the video in post 64 and leftyism. They would need to see how the person is registered to vote in order to see that the lefty really is a lefty.

[Evmetro]

Yuck! I just stood behind a lefty in line at the grocery store who was chomping away on gum. Mouth open and snapping it. The line came to a standstill while she did a bunch of welfare coupons. The person I was chatting with behind me called the coupons "wick" I think. Either way, my paycheck tax dollars bought the snappy gum and welfare coupons.

[gfm7175]

The clues that tell me these open mouthed gum chewers are lefties are pretty simple.

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

This one especially, in my experiences...

[StoneByStone]

Yuck! I just stood behind a lefty in line at the grocery store who was chomping away on gum. Mouth open and snapping it. The line came to a standstill while she did a bunch of welfare coupons. The person I was chatting with behind me called the coupons "wick" I think. Either way, my paycheck tax dollars bought the snappy gum and welfare coupons.

How do you know the person is a Lefty?

[Evmetro]

How do you know the person is a Lefty?

She was chomping on gum. Chewing with mouth open. Expression on face. Clothing.

[PostmodernProphet]

can demmycrats chew gum and chew gum at the same time?.....

[StoneByStone]

She was chomping on gum. Chewing with mouth open. Expression on face. Clothing.

So you just assumed her politics based on that? That's so stupid.

[Evmetro]

So you just assumed her politics based on that? That's so stupid.

I did not assume her politics, I could see her politics. Her gum chewing was nasty. Fucking lefties...

[Evmetro]

So you just assumed her politics based on that? That's so stupid.

Here is a list of items that can really help identify lefties in public, if you are not experienced at doing so:

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

[StoneByStone]

Here is a list of items that can really help identify lefties in public, if you are not experienced at doing so:

1. Chewing with mouth open
2. Unattractive
3. Look unemployable
4. Talk to loud for the social environment
5. Can't tell if they are male or female
6. Obese

Stop watching Fox.