Women's Sexual Pleasure -- Apparently Still a Taboo

[MAGA MAN]

I wonder if female orgasms outside of male-female intercourse frighten some men who fear that we won't need you guys if we can do it ourselves. If so, take heart. We need you, and for a lot more than that.

1. Who will take the scary spider and put her outside?
2. Who will haul the heavy loads of dirt for our gardens?
3. Who will pretend not to be sickened when we make a new dish you don't like?
4. Who will make sure our cars are always in top-notch running condition?
5. Who will lay on the gross and cold basement floor to fix the laundry room wash basin drain?
6. Who will mow the grass when it's a blazing 1M degrees outside?
7. Who will laugh at even our lamest jokes?
8. Who will put up with the jerks in our side of the family?
9. Who will put their strong arms around us at night so that we can sleep soundly, knowing that we are safe and well-loved?

Men can get by without women, not the other way around.