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    Quote Originally Posted by Bourbon View Post


    Oh my gosh the damage that has been done to my home because my wife is completely clueless about dogs and thinks of them as human children. I've spent at least a couple of grand in carpet repairs...but nothing like this! LOL
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    My doors are metal and glass. Otherwise this would be an every day thing at my house. the bottom two feet of the doors are covered in dirt and scratches where the critters try to paw their way through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Oh my gosh the damage that has been done to my home because my wife is completely clueless about dogs and thinks of them as human children. I've spent at least a couple of grand in carpet repairs...but nothing like this! LOL
    That means your wife is a dumbass. It also means you're a dumbass for allowing it to continue to that level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFM View Post
    That means your wife is a dumbass. It also means you're a dumbass for allowing it to continue to that level.
    My wife could outsmart you with one half of her brain lobotomized. Which, even then, gives her a staggering advantage over your ignorant ass.

    To be fair...you might be able to outsmart my dog...but I doubt it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    My wife could outsmart you with one half of her brain lobotomized. Which, even then, gives her a staggering advantage over your ignorant ass.

    To be fair...you might be able to outsmart my dog...but I doubt it.
    Yet you admit the dumb cunt thinks of dogs as people.

    To be fair, calling you both dumbasses was nice.

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