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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    u still have you cock in jacks ass?
    Haha I’m laughing lol. Legit good. Top form
    Cornelius is one of JPP's most longstanding and interesting enigmas wrapped up in a ball of mystery. No one can be quite sure as to his true identity, which has left many flabbergasted and concerned. Cornelius has appeared numerous times throughout JPP history, always in a poignant and punctual fashion. He's offered numerous contributions to a whole host of threads with his unique insight into the human condition, and has captivated both mind and spirit with each corner of the site that he visits. Almost as a function of time, the clamor for Cornelius to return grew louder and louder until it could no longer be ignored. Cornelius is now among us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornelius View Post
    Grind told me that’s false. He would barely notice your existence
    I meant to direct this post to the retard rune
    Cornelius is one of JPP's most longstanding and interesting enigmas wrapped up in a ball of mystery. No one can be quite sure as to his true identity, which has left many flabbergasted and concerned. Cornelius has appeared numerous times throughout JPP history, always in a poignant and punctual fashion. He's offered numerous contributions to a whole host of threads with his unique insight into the human condition, and has captivated both mind and spirit with each corner of the site that he visits. Almost as a function of time, the clamor for Cornelius to return grew louder and louder until it could no longer be ignored. Cornelius is now among us all.

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    I find this a fairly baffling thread, though certainly only a fascist idiot would ever thank the Vile 'Erbert for anything. Is it some American secret?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    u still have you cock in jacks ass?
    Jack is all yours, unless Sailor wants him.
    It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornelius View Post
    Grind told me that’s false. He would barely notice your existence
    Grind's ego depends upon my approval.
    It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornelius View Post
    I meant to direct this post to the retard rune
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune View Post
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    By the way kid, made the bomb weed cookies. Blow away level.
    You don't know what you're missing son.
    Last edited by Rune; 01-12-2019 at 10:11 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Oh come on Rune. Thanking Grind is like banging the fat chick next door. We don’t admit it but we all do it.
    Do you need to tell us about yourself and some mopeds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune View Post
    Jack is all yours, unless Sailor wants him.
    He's not my type, so you are stuck with him. Or in him; probably a more accurate description.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    He's not my type, so you are stuck with him. Or in him; probably a more accurate description.
    All set, thanks.
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    After reading through the thread, I found it to be humorous, even though it was about as entertaining and educating as reading the bathroom walls down at the Waffle House! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf_Twitler View Post
    After reading through the thread, I found it to be humorous, even though it was about as entertaining and educating as reading the bathroom walls down at the Waffle House! LOL!
    Those who write on bathroom stalls
    Roll their shit into little balls.
    Those who read these words of wit
    Eat those little balls of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Those who write on bathroom stalls
    Roll their shit into little balls.
    Those who read these words of wit
    Eat those little balls of shit.
    Nice!

    But I'm still amazed at the "Here I sit broken-hearted- Tried to shit- and only farted" bathroom wall poetry and philosophy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf_Twitler View Post
    Nice!

    But I'm still amazed at the "Here I sit broken-hearted- Tried to shit- and only farted" bathroom wall poetry and philosophy!
    That's a classic. Here's a vintage one from the 1972 Presidential election:

    Vote for Nixon in '72
    Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw.

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