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    Default "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL, DAD!" Don Jr heard screaming in West Wing

    Sources say Trump's Boy Jr is having anxiety attacks over the Mueller Investigation and his mom Melanoma is worried for Jr's sanity and holding back sex until Trump resigns.
    Trump is considering resigning and he's going to use the excuse that he's doing it to save his family from the evil media.
    Of course, Trump's sycophants will believe every word.
    Judge Juan M. Merchan wrote that Trump “appears to take the position that his situation and this case are unique and that the pre-trial publicity will never subside. However, this view does not align with reality.”


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    I hope the resignation can be timed where Ayatollah Pence doesn't get anywhere near any buttons, levers, or knobs.

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    Damn I hope this is true.... Link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    . Link?
    Found it.
    https://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...25#post2771425

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post

    ROFL; score one for moose!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    I hope the resignation can be timed where Ayatollah Pence doesn't get anywhere near any buttons, levers, or knobs.
    Pence will resign too because...well...because Trump won't be there to pull his strings.
    Judge Juan M. Merchan wrote that Trump “appears to take the position that his situation and this case are unique and that the pre-trial publicity will never subside. However, this view does not align with reality.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Damn I hope this is true.... Link?
    I said when Trump won the election that he'd never finish his first term. He's so stupid, I knew he'd step in a big pile of dung and not be able to get out of it.

    Now Mueller has Trump's Smocking Gun and he's going to shoot Trump with it.

    And all the world will rejoice. And the fucking moron will spend his final days in his Mara-Lago lair in exile.

    And all will be good in the world.

    Peace.
    Judge Juan M. Merchan wrote that Trump “appears to take the position that his situation and this case are unique and that the pre-trial publicity will never subside. However, this view does not align with reality.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    I hope the resignation can be timed where Ayatollah Pence doesn't get anywhere near any buttons, levers, or knobs.
    That made me laugh. I called him Taliban Mike to my friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    That made me laugh. I called him Taliban Mike to my friends.
    Taliban Mike or Ayatollah Pence. Either one will work.
    Judge Juan M. Merchan wrote that Trump “appears to take the position that his situation and this case are unique and that the pre-trial publicity will never subside. However, this view does not align with reality.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldvoTrumpovich View Post
    Sources say Trump's Boy Jr is having anxiety attacks over the Mueller Investigation and his mom Melanoma is worried for Jr's sanity and holding back sex until Trump resigns.
    Trump is considering resigning and he's going to use the excuse that he's doing it to save his family from the evil media.
    Of course, Trump's sycophants will believe every word.
    Dad should have said, "No problem. Don't worry. Felons go to prison, not jail."

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Sources say



    Lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha he he ha ha he he ha ha ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldvoTrumpovich View Post
    Sources say Trump's Boy Jr is having anxiety attacks over the Mueller Investigation and his mom Melanoma is worried for Jr's sanity and holding back sex until Trump resigns.
    Trump is considering resigning and he's going to use the excuse that he's doing it to save his family from the evil media.
    Of course, Trump's sycophants will believe every word.
    Melanoma ain't his baby momma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    That made me laugh. I called him Taliban Mike to my friends.
    With a twist, it is Mike who cannot go out sans a chaperone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentoine Lum View Post
    Melanoma ain't his baby momma.
    And I bet Melanoma is ecstatic about that!
    Judge Juan M. Merchan wrote that Trump “appears to take the position that his situation and this case are unique and that the pre-trial publicity will never subside. However, this view does not align with reality.”


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