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    Default I had sex

    Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

    That is all
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

    That is all
    If her name was Bruno...she was just kidding about the "woman" part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

    That is all
    Masterbation?
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    The adams apple, deep voice and 5 o clock shadow did not ring any alarms for you huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

    That is all
    How did it compare?

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

    That is all
    Did you swallow, or spit it out before swallowing?
    "2Timothy 3 "But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away"

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

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    Just because the picture on your pillow resembled a woman, doesn't mean she was live.

    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor View Post
    The adams apple, deep voice and 5 o clock shadow did not ring any alarms for you huh?
    He's still singing "La-la-la-la Lola".

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    Rosie Palm
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    lol this thread rules.


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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

    That is all
    Congratulations!!!! When the afterglow has faded maybe you can tell us how it differed from the other kinds you've experienced. Please rank in order of animal, vegetable, or mineral. I'm thinking of writing a book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anne Frank View Post
    Rosie Palm
    Actually, young'un, it's Rosie Palmer and her five sisters.
    Every life matters

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    What species ?
    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
    The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.

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    Where did you bury the body?
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