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    he finds 17,000 in a brown bag in front of a food bank


    the food bank isn't open yet and no one is around


    he pulls out a 20 and smells it

    decides its real money and turns it in



    then when the police hold it for 90 days and no one claims it


    he then gives it to the food bank


    he never even counted the money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Does money smell?
    I take it you have never been around the tip jar at a strip joint............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    Oh, he has, Cap'n, but he never got any tips no matter how much he danced.
    That was good!

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    No seriously, the article says "the man smelled the money to make sure it was real"

    Fake money doesn't have a scent? I think it is a good idea to limit counterfeit. Add a boutique and protected stink to the stuff, just another layer
    to the protection. It'd be great to see people sniff large bills on presentment. Maybe add flavor. Make merchants lick them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor View Post
    That was good!
    Yep, not bad. Course you served that up like tee-ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Does money smell?
    Yes, and it smells very bad. Everyone I know who has worked in a bank vault have all said that money smells wretched. People just don't notice when they aren't surrounded by stacks of it every day.

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    and thats why hes homeless.
    is on twitter @realtsuke

    https://tsukesthoughts.wordpress.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    he finds 17,000 in a brown bag in front of a food bank


    the food bank isn't open yet and no one is around


    he pulls out a 20 and smells it

    decides its real money and turns it in



    then when the police hold it for 90 days and no one claims it


    he then gives it to the food bank


    he never even counted the money
    What a great guy! Maybe we can send him to San Francisco and he can teach the drugged out bums there to stop shitting on the sidewalks.

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    If this story is true, the homeless guy is a moron.
    Reckless drivers are a bigger threat to you than all other criminals put together!

    THE BIG LIE - Blacks and whites are different physically but identical mentally!

    There is no way 81 million americans voted for a man they know is a child molester w dementia. Impeach Joe the Pedophile Vegetable (JPV)

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