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    Default Cereal, I.D, And A trumper Moron

    So this happened today:

    I live in a rather Red area of a Blue state. I was on line at the grocery store today, and the woman behind me was buying a box of cereal.
    She was short, with blonde hair. I turned and asked her if she has I.D..

    She looked at me with a puzzled expression, and in a very thick Spanish accent she asked me "What did you say?"

    Immediately, I knew that this might be awkward, as she might have thought I was one of those trumper idiots who was trying to pretend that her citizenship status was my concern.
    I immediately asked her if she has identification, because I saw on t.v that you need I.D in order to purchase cereal. She burst out laughing, but the dickhead behind her stared at me as if to say "You're lucky I don't have my MAGA hat today"

    I ignored him, as she and I joked the rest of the way toward the cashier about the stupid things you hear these days. She told me that I might need ID to purchase the bread I had among my groceries.

    I told her that I might have to borrow hers. Grumpy behind her just kept staring.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    So this happened today:

    I live in a rather Red area of a Blue state. I was on line at the grocery store today, and the woman behind me was buying a box of cereal.
    She was short, with blonde hair. I turned and asked her if she has I.D..

    She looked at me with a puzzled expression, and in a very thick Spanish accent she asked me "What did you say?"

    Immediately, I knew that this might be awkward, as she might have thought I was one of those trumper idiots who was trying to pretend that her citizenship status was my concern.
    I immediately asked her if she has identification, because I saw on t.v that you need I.D in order to purchase cereal. She burst out laughing, but the dickhead behind her stared at me as if to say "You're lucky I don't have my MAGA hat today"

    I ignored him, as she and I joked the rest of the way toward the cashier about the stupid things you hear these days. She told me that I might need ID to purchase the bread I had among my groceries.

    I told her that I might have to borrow hers. Grumpy behind her just kept staring.
    hahahahah


    hate and lies is all they have left

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    So this happened today:

    I live in a rather Red area of a Blue state. I was on line at the grocery store today, and the woman behind me was buying a box of cereal.
    She was short, with blonde hair. I turned and asked her if she has I.D..

    She looked at me with a puzzled expression, and in a very thick Spanish accent she asked me "What did you say?"

    Immediately, I knew that this might be awkward, as she might have thought I was one of those trumper idiots who was trying to pretend that her citizenship status was my concern.
    I immediately asked her if she has identification, because I saw on t.v that you need I.D in order to purchase cereal. She burst out laughing, but the dickhead behind her stared at me as if to say "You're lucky I don't have my MAGA hat today"

    I ignored him, as she and I joked the rest of the way toward the cashier about the stupid things you hear these days. She told me that I might need ID to purchase the bread I had among my groceries.

    I told her that I might have to borrow hers. Grumpy behind her just kept staring.
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    anyone know wtf she's going on about?......

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    Stupid Trumpies: need an ID to buy groceries. Stupid Trump. Stupid, stupid Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    hahahahah


    hate and lies is all they have left
    It's all trump ever had. It's just becoming more evident each day, that he simply cannot tell the truth.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    So this happened today:

    I live in a rather Red area of a Blue state. I was on line at the grocery store today, and the woman behind me was buying a box of cereal.
    She was short, with blonde hair. I turned and asked her if she has I.D..

    She looked at me with a puzzled expression, and in a very thick Spanish accent she asked me "What did you say?"

    Immediately, I knew that this might be awkward, as she might have thought I was one of those trumper idiots who was trying to pretend that her citizenship status was my concern.
    I immediately asked her if she has identification, because I saw on t.v that you need I.D in order to purchase cereal. She burst out laughing, but the dickhead behind her stared at me as if to say "You're lucky I don't have my MAGA hat today"

    I ignored him, as she and I joked the rest of the way toward the cashier about the stupid things you hear these days. She told me that I might need ID to purchase the bread I had among my groceries.

    I told her that I might have to borrow hers. Grumpy behind her just kept staring.
    Stupid is as stupid does

    You're an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    hahahahah


    hate and lies is all I have left
    True

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    So this happened today:

    I live in a rather Red area of a Blue state. I was on line at the grocery store today, and the woman behind me was buying a box of cereal.
    She was short, with blonde hair. I turned and asked her if she has I.D..

    She looked at me with a puzzled expression, and in a very thick Spanish accent she asked me "What did you say?"

    Immediately, I knew that this might be awkward, as she might have thought I was one of those trumper idiots who was trying to pretend that her citizenship status was my concern.
    I immediately asked her if she has identification, because I saw on t.v that you need I.D in order to purchase cereal. She burst out laughing, but the dickhead behind her stared at me as if to say "You're lucky I don't have my MAGA hat today"

    I ignored him, as she and I joked the rest of the way toward the cashier about the stupid things you hear these days. She told me that I might need ID to purchase the bread I had among my groceries.

    I told her that I might have to borrow hers. Grumpy behind her just kept staring.
    If you had addressed her in Spanish, that might have sent the grump over the edge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yurty View Post
    Stupid is as stupid does

    You're an idiot
    Was that you with that frowny face behind me? Too bad you didn't try to engage me.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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