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    Default New vote counting procedure

    Step 1: Count the votes

    Step 2: If at any point the Republican leads in the tally, cease counting the votes and declare the Republican the winner

    Step 3: If the Republican never leads in the tally, declare them the winner anyway, because it's a republic, not a democracy, or some other politically convenient horseshit

    Is this pretty much what you guys are going for?
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    A big problem is we let people vote no matter what their intelligence is, and it would make sense to test someone's intelligence before letting them vote
    Our countries future is at stake, we shouldn't let idiots jeopordize our future

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Step 1: Count the votes

    Step 2: If at any point the Republican leads in the tally, cease counting the votes and declare the Republican the winner

    Step 3: If the Republican never leads in the tally, declare them the winner anyway, because it's a republic, not a democracy, or some other politically convenient horseshit

    Is this pretty much what you guys are going for?
    You clearly don't live in Florida, and definitely NOT in broward or palm beach counties
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    Quote Originally Posted by hvilleherb View Post
    A big problem is we let people vote no matter what their intelligence is, and it would make sense to test someone's intelligence before letting them vote
    Our countries future is at stake, we shouldn't let idiots jeopordize our future
    LOL that would not go so well for Republicans

    Please drop it
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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Step 1: Count the votes

    Step 2: If Democrats aren't winning ignore deadlines and "find" ballots in dumpsters, the trunks of cars, etc.

    Step 3: If the Democrat never leads in the tally, declare them a victim and then go attack someone's house because it's a democracy, not a republic, or some other politically convenient horseshit

    Is this pretty much what you guys are going for?
    FTFY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Step 1: Count the votes

    Step 2: If at any point the Republican leads in the tally, cease counting the votes and declare the Republican the winner

    Step 3: If the Republican never leads in the tally, declare them the winner anyway, because it's a republic, not a democracy, or some other politically convenient horseshit

    Is this pretty much what you guys are going for?
    step 4: If the Republican is winning manufacture new votes and find them in random places till the democrats win.

    At least daddy Putin took the effort to use trolls to convince people to vote Trump. Democrats just bypass that and make new votes appear out of thin air lol.
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    Enlightened despotism is so undervalued about this time every other year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kacper View Post
    Enlightened despotism is so undervalued about this time every other year.
    You are pretty much the opposite of the enlightenment
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    step 4: If the Republican is winning manufacture new votes and find them in random places till the democrats win.

    At least daddy Putin took the effort to use trolls to convince people to vote Trump. Democrats just bypass that and make new votes appear out of thin air lol.
    The margin in Florida has not changed much in days, it only changed a lot in the couple of days after the election. Which is perfectly normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hvilleherb View Post
    A big problem is we let people vote no matter what their intelligence is, and it would make sense to test someone's intelligence before letting them vote
    Our countries future is at stake, we shouldn't let idiots jeopordize our future
    With that horrific grammar and spelling you could never vote

    be very careful what you ask for slick

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    You are pretty much the opposite of the enlightenment
    Thank you for finding me pretty, but you are not really my ish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Step 1: Count the votes

    Step 2: If at any point the Republican leads in the tally, cease counting the votes and declare the Republican the winner

    Step 3: If the Republican never leads in the tally, declare them the winner anyway, because it's a republic, not a democracy, or some other politically convenient horseshit

    Is this pretty much what you guys are going for?
    It seems like votes from densely populated urban and suburban precincts take longer to count and tabulate, whereas rural counties have their votes tallied up by early election night.

    That seems to give Republicans and impression they are "in the lead" on election night, and they get shocked and mad when the late votes start trickling it. They actually thought Donald Trump was close to winning the popular vote until all the votes had been counted.

    I have the same impression: Rightwingers want the votes to stop being counted before the democratic-leaning late votes are tallied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Don't Do Vegetables View Post
    Step 1: Count the votes

    Step 2: If at any point the Republican leads in the tally, cease counting the votes and declare the Republican the winner

    Step 3: If the Republican never leads in the tally, declare them the winner anyway, because it's a republic, not a democracy, or some other politically convenient horseshit

    Is this pretty much what you guys are going for?
    attn. nut-bag,
    no here's what we are "going for"

    for Palm Beach County, and Broward County to vote on election day like the rest of America, declare the number of any uncounted votes immediately after the polls close like the rest of America, and elect a competent election staff, like the rest of America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getin the ring View Post
    attn. nut-bag,
    no here's what we are "going for"

    for Palm Beach County, and Broward County to vote on election day like the rest of America, declare the number of any uncounted votes immediately after the polls close like the rest of America, and elect a competent election staff, like the rest of America.



    stupid is no fun, don't be stupid
    Why hasn't the governor stepped in to correct this in the 8 years he was in office?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hvilleherb View Post
    A big problem is we let people vote no matter what their intelligence is, and it would make sense to test someone's intelligence before letting them vote
    Our countries future is at stake, we shouldn't let idiots jeopordize our future
    You don't want Trump supporters to vote?
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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