I'm Black Now

[Lightbringer]

I just took a DNA test and...I'm black.

Some shit is gunna change around here!

Stop appropriating my culture, it offends me and my people.

The Plan: I'm founding my own branch of the NAACP where I live (West Klansville, MI) and I will also have a soul food kitchen on the premises. Because I believe in diversity I will hire a white boy to bus the tables...for minimum wage of course because his privilege hasn't allowed him to learn the value of hard work.

If you crackas have a problem with it you can suck it, we're all stuck with this for 10 days.

[Legion]

You're as Black as some of the others that post here claim to be.

[Lightbringer]

You're as Black as some of the others that post here claim to be.

Am I supposed to laugh at an oppressor making fun of me? You don't know the struggle, You have no idea what I've been through!

[RB 60]

I just took a DNA test and...I'm black.

Some shit is gunna change around here!

Stop appropriating my culture, it offends me and my people.

The Plan: I'm founding my own branch of the NAACP where I live (West Klansville, MI) and I will also have a soul food kitchen on the premises. Because I believe in diversity I will hire a white boy to bus the tables...for minimum wage of course because his privilege hasn't allowed him to learn the value of hard work.

If you crackas have a problem with it you can suck it, we're all stuck with this for 10 days.

Good luck, Mr. Black.

[Irish Exit]

I just took a DNA test and...I'm black.

Some shit is gunna change around here!

Stop appropriating my culture, it offends me and my people.

The Plan: I'm founding my own branch of the NAACP where I live (West Klansville, MI) and I will also have a soul food kitchen on the premises. Because I believe in diversity I will hire a white boy to bus the tables...for minimum wage of course because his privilege hasn't allowed him to learn the value of hard work.

If you crackas have a problem with it you can suck it, we're all stuck with this for 10 days.

Just make sure you get your rent to me by the first of the month, cause my white privilege gets exercised through eviction proceedings.

[Lightbringer]

Good luck, Mr. Black.

You'll pay Mr. Racist. You and your ancestors livin' high on the hog while you whupped, raped and killed my people. Your day of reckoning is comin'.

[Lightbringer]

Just make sure you get your rent to me by the first of the month, cause my white privilege gets exercised through eviction proceedings.

You ain't gonna get none of it Mr. Slavemaster. Your
time is comin' to an end!

[Lightbringer]

In fact...I have an idea, why doesn't RB60 pay Kacper. That way everyone is happy...except RB60 but who cares what that honky thinks.

[Legion]

Am I supposed to laugh at an oppressor making fun of me? You don't know the struggle, You have no idea what I've been through!

[Legion]

Just make sure you get your rent to me by the first of the month, cause my white privilege gets exercised through eviction proceedings.

Just like Desh...

[Irish Exit]

You ain't gonna get none of it Mr. Slavemaster. Your
time is comin' to an end!

Whatevers. When I disconnect your power, your brothers and sistas gonna be carrying your black-eyed peas off by the boxfull like it is a Family Dollar in a hurricane.

[Ralph]

I just took a DNA test and...I'm black.

Some shit is gunna change around here!

Stop appropriating my culture, it offends me and my people.

The Plan: I'm founding my own branch of the NAACP where I live (West Klansville, MI) and I will also have a soul food kitchen on the premises. Because I believe in diversity I will hire a white boy to bus the tables...for minimum wage of course because his privilege hasn't allowed him to learn the value of hard work.

If you crackas have a problem with it you can suck it, we're all stuck with this for 10 days.

Hey....I am with ya......I am 1/1000th black......now I am ENTITLED...also I wish to identify as a black/native American/Asian FEMALE carpet muncher. I'm all in....go LEFT. PAY ME....give me my free shit.

[Lightbringer]

Whatevers. When I disconnect your power, your brothers and sistas gonna be carrying your black-eyed peas off by the boxfull like it is a Family Dollar in a hurricane.

Oppressor! I'm callin' Jesse!

[Lightbringer]

Hey....I am with ya......I am 1/1000th black......now I am ENTITLED...also I wish to identify as a black/native American/Asian FEMALE carpet muncher. I'm all in....go LEFT.

Kamala Harris for President...even though the bitch is an octaroon. I've got a spot for ya here in the West Klansville NAACP office. I wouldn't insult you by offerin' to pay your way here of course but if you get here we can make some money...errrrrr....I meant "do some good".

[Phantasmal]

Hey....I am with ya......I am 1/1000th black......now I am ENTITLED...also I wish to identify as a black/native American/Asian FEMALE carpet muncher. I'm all in....go LEFT. PAY ME....give me my free shit.

Stupid is as stupid does.