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    There was an old lady who was very spiritual. Every morning she would go onto her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and yell PRAISE THE LORD!
    One day, an atheist bought the house next to hers. Soon, he got sick and tired of her. After a few weeks, after the woman did her morning ritual, he would jump out his front door and yell THERE IS NO LORD.

    Yet the little old lady continued. One day, she went outside and said, dear Lord. I'm out of money and I have nothing to eat. The next day there were several bags of groceries on her porch. Enough to last her a month. PRAISE THE LORD she shouted. Her neighbor came outside and laughed at her. There is no Lord. I bought those groceries. Ha ha ha!

    The little old lady said PRAISE THE LORD. You sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them.

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    So the Devil is awesome. Great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grugore View Post
    There was an old lady who was very spiritual. Every morning she would go onto her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and yell PRAISE THE LORD!
    One day, an atheist bought the house next to hers. Soon, he got sick and tired of her. After a few weeks, after the woman did her morning ritual, he would jump out his front door and yell THERE IS NO LORD.

    Yet the little old lady continued. One day, she went outside and said, dear Lord. I'm out of money and I have nothing to eat. The next day there were several bags of groceries on her porch. Enough to last her a month. PRAISE THE LORD she shouted. Her neighbor came outside and laughed at her. There is no Lord. I bought those groceries. Ha ha ha!

    The little old lady said PRAISE THE LORD. You sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them.
    Hahahaha... but that little story does show it is very possible for God to use unbelievers to suit his purposes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guille View Post
    So the Devil is awesome. Great.
    you think too highly of yourself.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfm7175 View Post
    Hahahaha... but that little story does show it is very possible for God to use unbelievers to suit his purposes.
    And which god are you talking about? the muslim god? the greek gods? or the dead guy on two sticks god of the goyim?
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    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grugore View Post
    There was an old lady who was very spiritual. Every morning she would go onto her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and yell PRAISE THE LORD!
    One day, an atheist bought the house next to hers. Soon, he got sick and tired of her. After a few weeks, after the woman did her morning ritual, he would jump out his front door and yell THERE IS NO LORD.

    Yet the little old lady continued. One day, she went outside and said, dear Lord. I'm out of money and I have nothing to eat. The next day there were several bags of groceries on her porch. Enough to last her a month. PRAISE THE LORD she shouted. Her neighbor came outside and laughed at her. There is no Lord. I bought those groceries. Ha ha ha!

    The little old lady said PRAISE THE LORD. You sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them.
    See ... this proves even crazy christian type people have a sense of humor. (there is hope for them after all)

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    I find it kind of sad that some mock what they do not understand, and lack in their own lives. Yet they will praise liars, adulterers, thieves, cowards, abusers of women, and the like.
    "2Timothy 3 "But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away"

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    And which god are you talking about? the muslim god? the greek gods? or the dead guy on two sticks god of the goyim?
    I am talking about the Christian God because that is the God I believe in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Trapper View Post
    I find it kind of sad that some mock what they do not understand, and lack in their own lives. Yet they will praise liars, adulterers, thieves, cowards, abusers of women, and the like.
    What's really sad is that some people just can't resist being assholes, even when replying to a harmless joke. Makes you wonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grugore View Post
    There was an old lady who was very spiritual. Every morning she would go onto her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and yell PRAISE THE LORD!
    One day, an atheist bought the house next to hers. Soon, he got sick and tired of her. After a few weeks, after the woman did her morning ritual, he would jump out his front door and yell THERE IS NO LORD.

    Yet the little old lady continued. One day, she went outside and said, dear Lord. I'm out of money and I have nothing to eat. The next day there were several bags of groceries on her porch. Enough to last her a month. PRAISE THE LORD she shouted. Her neighbor came outside and laughed at her. There is no Lord. I bought those groceries. Ha ha ha!

    The little old lady said PRAISE THE LORD. You sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them.
    So heartwarming. Just a children’s story.

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    "How can you be sure it's the word of God?"
    "Because the Bible tells us so"
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    "The Bible is infallible"
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    Quote Originally Posted by gfm7175 View Post
    Hahahaha... but that little story does show it is very possible for God to use unbelievers to suit his purposes.

    Yeah, if it actually happened. Otherwise, it’s just a story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
    Yeah, if it actually happened. Otherwise, it’s just a story.
    If it's a story, then it's a pretty damn good story with lots of valuable and practical life lessons. It seems like people who "live by Jesus' teachings" tend to have happier, easier, less stressed lives.

    If it's more than "just a story", then... well... things get much more serious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gfm7175 View Post
    If it's a story, then it's a pretty damn good story with lots of valuable and practical life lessons. It seems like people who "live by Jesus' teachings" tend to have happier, easier, less stressed lives.

    If it's more than "just a story", then... well... things get much more serious...
    It is a fact that Christians live longer, healthier and happier lives. That's not a coincidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    And which god are you talking about? the muslim god? the greek gods? or the dead guy on two sticks god of the goyim?
    Racist.

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