Originally Posted by
tsuke
Now that associate gang rapist kavabro has been safely installed in that great devils triangle with Thomas and Sotomayor I believe we have to prepare our female board members for the future.
Wire hangers, while a valid option, are so cliche. There are other safer options.
- acupunture. There are actually meridian points which may cause a miscarraige
- getting punched in the stomach - your baby daddy might appreciate this too! Double the benefits!
- Throwing yourself down staircases - Make sure you do this at a public establishment with lots of money so you can find a reason to sue them afterwards as well
Im sure our other members can come up with more. Be best!
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