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    Default Public Service Announcement : DIY

    Now that associate gang rapist kavabro has been safely installed in that great devils triangle with Thomas and Sotomayor I believe we have to prepare our female board members for the future.

    Wire hangers, while a valid option, are so cliche. There are other safer options.

    - acupunture. There are actually meridian points which may cause a miscarraige
    - getting punched in the stomach - your baby daddy might appreciate this too! Double the benefits!
    - Throwing yourself down staircases - Make sure you do this at a public establishment with lots of money so you can find a reason to sue them afterwards as well

    Im sure our other members can come up with more. Be best!
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    The Kavanaugh haters are very quite this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    Now that associate gang rapist kavabro has been safely installed in that great devils triangle with Thomas and Sotomayor I believe we have to prepare our female board members for the future.

    Wire hangers, while a valid option, are so cliche. There are other safer options.

    - acupunture. There are actually meridian points which may cause a miscarraige
    - getting punched in the stomach - your baby daddy might appreciate this too! Double the benefits!
    - Throwing yourself down staircases - Make sure you do this at a public establishment with lots of money so you can find a reason to sue them afterwards as well

    Im sure our other members can come up with more. Be best!
    We could just castrate all of the male progressives.

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    Williams Sonoma carries a fine line of immersion blenders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kacper View Post
    Williams Sonoma carries a fine line of immersion blenders.
    Williams Sonoma isn't cheap. We'll need a government program for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guille View Post
    Williams Sonoma isn't cheap. We'll need a government program for that.
    Let the free market take care of it. They can have blender-share programs if there is a market for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kacper View Post
    Let the free market take care of it. They can have blender-share programs if there is a market for it.
    I don't know...I'd be cool with a pussy hat buy back program.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    Now that associate gang rapist kavabro has been safely installed in that great devils triangle with Thomas and Sotomayor I believe we have to prepare our female board members for the future.

    Wire hangers, while a valid option, are so cliche. There are other safer options.

    - acupunture. There are actually meridian points which may cause a miscarraige
    - getting punched in the stomach - your baby daddy might appreciate this too! Double the benefits!
    - Throwing yourself down staircases - Make sure you do this at a public establishment with lots of money so you can find a reason to sue them afterwards as well

    Im sure our other members can come up with more. Be best!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guille View Post
    We could just castrate all of the male progressives.
    Progressive woman have already done that, for us.
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    You seem to be a very sick individual.



    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    Now that associate gang rapist kavabro has been safely installed in that great devils triangle with Thomas and Sotomayor I believe we have to prepare our female board members for the future.

    Wire hangers, while a valid option, are so cliche. There are other safer options.

    - acupunture. There are actually meridian points which may cause a miscarraige
    - getting punched in the stomach - your baby daddy might appreciate this too! Double the benefits!
    - Throwing yourself down staircases - Make sure you do this at a public establishment with lots of money so you can find a reason to sue them afterwards as well

    Im sure our other members can come up with more. Be best!

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    Would a turkey baster just suck it right out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assoc Justice Kavanaugh View Post
    Would a turkey baster just suck it right out?
    Those are made in China. Probably costs too much with the evil Trump tariff. I mean if you can't afford a condom, no way can you afford a $3.50 turkey baster.

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    This is going in an ugly direction. The last thing I want to see is Turkey Baster control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kacper View Post
    Those are made in China. Probably costs too much with the evil Trump tariff. I mean if you can't afford a condom, no way can you afford a $3.50 turkey baster.
    That is a good point

    Seems like the most effective route is a Falcon Punch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assoc Justice Kavanaugh View Post
    That is a good point

    Seems like the most effective route is a Falcon Punch
    Kacper suggested wand mixers, that has possibilities.

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