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    Default Who is Most Likely to Commit Suicide?

    I get by on alcohol to endure college life these days, am cynical/defeatest.

    Watermark writes emo poetry, speaks of brutally killing/raping, etc.

    Grind also claims to be self-loathing, but he has a life and is actually pretty cool.

    We are all college students, Grind is a year older than me and Watermark is two years younger than me, but we live worlds apart (Seattle, Jacksonville?, Boston).

    Enjoy. And Grind, don't get all suicidal when we clean your clock! Its unfair to the democratic process!!!

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    I would kill myself if I lived in Jacksonville.
    "Our life is a false nature – 'tis not in
    The harmony of things, – this hard decree,
    This uneradicable taint of sin,
    This boundless upas, this all-blasting tree,
    Whose root is earth, whose leaves and branches be
    The skies which rain their plagues on men like dew –
    Disease, death, bondage – all the woes we see –
    And worse, the woes we see not – which throb thought
    The immedicable soul, with heart-aches ever new"

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    I don't live in Jaksonville. I don't entirely know where that is. And I'll only kill myself if I stop taking the antidepressants, which ain't gonna happen soon!
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post
    I don't live in Jaksonville. I don't entirely know where that is. And I'll only kill myself if I stop taking the antidepressants, which ain't gonna happen soon!
    Ah, of course! If you don't know where the state capital of Mississippi is, you can't have committed any felonies there! Nice.

    Awesome! None of us (me, Watermark, Grind) voted for the same person twice! Its like rock, paper, scissors!

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    Mississippi? That wouldn't be Jacksonville, then, that would just be Jackson.
    "Our life is a false nature – 'tis not in
    The harmony of things, – this hard decree,
    This uneradicable taint of sin,
    This boundless upas, this all-blasting tree,
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    The skies which rain their plagues on men like dew –
    Disease, death, bondage – all the woes we see –
    And worse, the woes we see not – which throb thought
    The immedicable soul, with heart-aches ever new"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Ah, of course! If you don't know where the state capital of Mississippi is, you can't have committed any felonies there! Nice.

    Awesome! None of us (me, Watermark, Grind) voted for the same person twice! Its like rock, paper, scissors!
    1. The capital of Mississippi is Jackson. Not Jacksonville.

    2. You both voted for yourself and me. I voted for both of you but not myself.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Why don't you make a poll asking who is most likely to murder one of you emo tards? Or, even better, if BB, Jollie, or little acorn turned up dead, who would be the most likely suspect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darla View Post
    Why don't you make a poll asking who is most likely to murder one of you emo tards? Or, even better, if BB, Jollie, or little acorn turned up dead, who would be the most likely suspect?

    The big bad CodePink bimbo is ratteling her dildo again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darla View Post
    Why don't you make a poll asking who is most likely to murder one of you emo tards? Or, even better, if BB, Jollie, or little acorn turned up dead, who would be the most likely suspect?
    BB, Jollie, and Acorn may turn up dead at some point. Terrorists and Mexicans are whats likely to take them, not that healthcare shit no one really needs.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post
    BB, Jollie, and Acorn may turn up dead at some point. Terrorists and Mexicans are whats likely to take them, not that healthcare shit no one really needs.
    Are you just saying that to cheer me up?

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