What Charges Will Be Made Against the Next Conservative Nominee?

[Minister of Truth]

I would like fewer surprises next go-around.

[ThatOwlWoman]

I'd like more choices.

* Too fat
* Too Xtian
* Bestiality
* Got law degree from an offshore "university"
* Incest (any nominee from south of the Mason-Dixon)
* Elitist rich prick (north of the M-D)

[TOP]

There's someone more disturbed than Mrs. Ford...‘

[Phantasmal]

There's someone more disturbed than Mrs. Ford...‘

You shouldn’t talk about yourself that way. I’m sure there is help for you.

[TOP]

You shouldn’t talk about yourself that way. I’m sure there is help for you.

OK...

[Old Trapper]

I would like fewer surprises next go-around.

First off you have not had a conservative nominee. Kavanaugh has ruled in support of corporations over the working man 90% of the time.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...n-sellers.html

Next, why would it matter if the charges are true? You seem to doubt even the charges against Trump in spite of the evidence. Of course, he said Trump had a "spine" which was a lie too. Take away his political power, and his security guards, and the guy is back to being a coward.

While waiting for my girlfriend today I was listening to one of your right wing liar talk show hosts. He made the comment, in trying to denigrate the charges made by Ford, that she said there were 4 guys when the charges were first made. That was a blatant lie. She said there were 4 others at the party, not they had all attacked her.

But that is the right wing lie. Tell the lie, and then make sure that a number of your mindless minions will believe the lie simply by never telling them the truth.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/16/polit...ein/index.html

[Nordberg]

There's someone more disturbed than Mrs. Ford...‘

Did you watch her testimony? I thought it did not happen yet. You must have real, real inside knowledge......or making shit up again. Sign of insanity on your part.

of course, attempted rape can have long-term effects on a person.

[USFREEDOM911]

I would like fewer surprises next go-around.

Maybe one of them will be accused of driving off of a bridge and then not reporting a death, until the next morning when they're sober.

[ThatOwlWoman]

There's someone more disturbed than Mrs. Ford...‘

♫ ♫ They call her Toxic, Toxic! Dumber than pond scum!
No one you see, is dumber than she!
And we know Toxic lives in a world full of retards!
Drooling there beside, beside the TV! ♫♫

(Sorry, Flipper, but it was just too easy.)

[ThatOwlWoman]

You shouldn’t talk about yourself that way. I’m sure there is help for you.

You have no idea how many, many times we've offered. Lisa even started a Gofundme. We got 39 cents, four beer pull tabs, and an old sock.

[Minister of Truth]

I'd like more choices.

* Too fat
* Too Xtian
* Bestiality
* Got law degree from an offshore "university"
* Incest (any nominee from south of the Mason-Dixon)
* Elitist rich prick (north of the M-D)

Ah, damn, I forgot beastiality!

[ThatOwlWoman]

Ah, damn, I forgot beastiality!

Ha! I got your goat! It's right here! (Please don't let Jack know. Thanks.)

[Nordberg]

That she is too liberal and will not vote for corporations over workers again and again.

[Minister of Truth]

First off you have not had a conservative nominee. Kavanaugh has ruled in support of corporations over the working man 90% of the time.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...n-sellers.html

Next, why would it matter if the charges are true? You seem to doubt even the charges against Trump in spite of the evidence. Of course, he said Trump had a "spine" which was a lie too. Take away his political power, and his security guards, and the guy is back to being a coward.

While waiting for my girlfriend today I was listening to one of your right wing liar talk show hosts. He made the comment, in trying to denigrate the charges made by Ford, that she said there were 4 guys when the charges were first made. That was a blatant lie. She said there were 4 others at the party, not they had all attacked her.

But that is the right wing lie. Tell the lie, and then make sure that a number of your mindless minions will believe the lie simply by never telling them the truth.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/16/polit...ein/index.html

Under the law, there is no "supporting this group over that group." Now, if we weren't a republic, but were instead a totalitarian or authoritarian state, then you might have a point.

As for Trump, I only doubt that he has committed crimes as president/candidate. I still think he raped his first wife, scammed the TU students, ripped-off the taxpayers of NJ, committed housing discrimination, engaged in sexual harassment, rode the Lolita Express, etc.

[Minister of Truth]

Ha! I got your goat! It's right here! (Please don't let Jack know. Thanks.)

I'll have you know I raised pygmies growing-up, and was Top Senior Showman at the Evergreen State Fair (Monroe, WA) in 4-H for 2000 and 2001.