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    Some of my worst employees have been cats.

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    The company is trying to outwit a cat...an animal with a brain the size of a walnut.

    Nobody is going to outwit a cat...in this case, unfortunately for the cat.

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    Good. One less cat on this earth.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    Some of my worst employees have been cats.

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    I love Bobcats

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    Disagree. I believe it was a domestic short-hair terrorist attack.


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    Look at this cat.

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    If you see something, say something.

    I'm sure others were involved. He could not have done this alone.
    Apparently of the suicide variety. Which is why I don't believe your theory. Have you ever known a cat to sacrifice *anything," let alone his life? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Apparently of the suicide variety. Which is why I don't believe your theory. Have you ever known a cat to sacrifice *anything," let alone his life? lol
    You could be right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post


    THAT WAS A "CAT-TASTROPHE"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    -∞/∞
    Poor Tom
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    Poor Tom
    Poor Nostradumbcunt, got any predictions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Poor Nostradumbcunt, got any predictions?
    I predict that Tom will continue to shill for big oil companies, defend rapists at every opportunity and continuously call other men a vulgar word for female genitalia in a very gay fashion.
    I have been predicting those things for years and I could always take it to the bank.
    He never disappoints.

    Poor Tom
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    Ergo, religion.

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    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    I predict that Tom will continue to shill for big oil companies, defend rapists at every opportunity and continuously call other men a vulgar word for female genitalia in a very gay fashion.
    I have been predicting those things for years and I could always take it to the bank.
    He never disappoints.

    Poor Tom
    Are you black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    I predict that Tom will continue to shill for big oil companies, defend rapists at every opportunity and continuously call other men a vulgar word for female genitalia in a very gay fashion.
    I have been predicting those things for years and I could always take it to the bank.
    He never disappoints.

    Poor Tom
    What's gay about calling a cunt like you a cunt? If the word is good enough for Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld then it's good enough for me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    What's gay about calling a cunt like you a cunt? If the word is good enough for Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld then it's good enough for me.

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    It's gay.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Poor Tom.
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Are you black?
    Are you gay?

    Not there's anything wrong with that.
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

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