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    Default Melania isn't defending Toad Mario Kart husband from attack

    Why hasn't she come forward to say he is a stud bull pet named "ramrod?"

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    I guess this stands ^^^

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    i find toad to be cute : )
    is on twitter @realtsuke

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    i find toad to be cute : )
    Agreed, but that's not what most women have in mind when they feel the urge, I gather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Agreed, but that's not what most women have in mind when they feel the urge, I gather.
    Has she ever defended Trump on any sex charge?

    Maybe she remembers how she hooked Trump.
    "2Timothy 3 "But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Why hasn't she come forward to say he is a stud bull pet named "ramrod?"

    Masthead_Toad.17345b1513ac044897cfc243542899dce541e8dc.9afde10b.jpg

    I guess this stands ^^^
    You actually believe Melania should respond to every idiotic lie libs present? That would be a full time job.
    Every life matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Trapper View Post
    Has she ever defended Trump on any sex charge?

    Maybe she remembers how she hooked Trump.
    I wonder if his tiny unit "annoyed her" during intercourse also. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Agreed, but that's not what most women have in mind when they feel the urge, I gather.
    maybe. I just got my mr. buckwheat plushie today ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I wonder if his tiny unit "annoyed her" during intercourse also. Lol
    Well, I have heard it said that more then a mouthful is wasted. Of course, that was in reference to a womans breasts.
    "2Timothy 3 "But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Trapper View Post
    Well, I have heard it said that more then a mouthful is wasted. Of course, that was in reference to a womans breasts.
    Well that adage may be overblown, he he, because men are visually stimulated more so, and women need to feel it, and as is a matter of record,
    Trump for all practical intents and purposes, has no dick. Yes it is true folks, the President of the United States of America, has no dick!

    See, you've come a long way baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Well that adage may be overblown, he he, because men are visually stimulated more so, and women need to feel it, and as is a matter of record,
    Trump for all practical intents and purposes, has no dick. Yes it is true folks, the President of the United States of America, has no dick!

    See, you've come a long way baby!
    Balls either, he's a twitterhissyfitter being baby sat in the white house. Prolly trying to get Mattis to look at his dick right now and tell him no boss, it's yuge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Well that adage may be overblown, he he, because men are visually stimulated more so, and women need to feel it, and as is a matter of record,
    Trump for all practical intents and purposes, has no dick. Yes it is true folks, the President of the United States of America, has no dick!

    See, you've come a long way baby!

    Wait now. Are you saying we need some BDE (Big Dick Energy) in the WH?

    Explaining BDE:

    "BDE is not about brandishing large, flapping genitalia when someone insults you, or constantly proving to people that you possess a BD. BDE is the complete opposite. It’s the self-confidence to know that a colossal endowment isn’t a measurement of one’s value. BDE might stem from having a literal BD, but it’s not dependent upon any sort of genitalia. And in fact, perhaps the epitome of BDE is the complete security of not needing other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty, or a BD — to know one’s own worth. "
    "2Timothy 3 "But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away"

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    It appears Rubio was correct, Trump's appendages are wanting.

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    Melanie might be tired of slimey mushrooms

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    Trump "Poor little Marco"

    Rubio "You know, Trump has very little hands"


    Trump "I guarantee there is no problem in that area, believe me"

    Stormy Daniels "Houston, we have a problem"


    It's all fair because it is Trump's gutter politics that starts it all.

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    Fungus dick will be smiled at everytime he has to meet with a foreign leader and he knows what they'll be thinking. Wonder how long Putin has known about Don's short cummings.

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