Stormy tell all: Trump's got a weird johnson, terrible in bed, total loser

[Fentoine Lum]

She's had six husbands ffs, and is an inveterate liar as well. Anyway, what wrong with having a wide penis, especially with a woman whose vagina must be as wide as the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel?

She never said his tiny mushroom/muffin dick was wide, did you find it wide?

[Fentoine Lum]

They stay there because they know if they left, he would bring in a bunch of ass-licking, sycophant Trumptard toady supporters who would happily do his bidding. God help us all if that were to happen.

Take another look, that's what he has now.

[reagansghost]

Ivanka should jump in on this, prove Stormy is full of shit

[Guno צְבִי]

You're a truly nasty cunt, fuck off!!

sez the uphill Gardner

[Fentoine Lum]

Ivanka should jump in on this, prove Stormy is full of shit

She can't, she's heard nothing to disagree with yet. Imagine the laughter in China and across the globe, MAGA.

[Micawber]

you know this has got to be KILLING Trump............the whole nation laughing at this dick..........doesn't get much worse than that!

And you know if the man was not such an insufferable asshole his victims would not be lining up to remark about his apparent inadequacy in that dept.
You reap what you sow.

[Micawber]

She never said his tiny mushroom/muffin dick was wide, did you find it wide?

LMFAO, Havana Poon is a comedic gardener, always stepping on his own rakes.

[Fentoine Lum]

And you know if the man was not such an insufferable asshole his victims would not be lining up to remark about his apparent inadequacy in that dept.
You reap what you sow.

Lke any teenage boy in the jr high locker room, largest mouth = biggest liar.

[Fentoine Lum]

LMFAO, Havana Poon is a comedic gardener, always stepping on his own rakes.

Wallowing in the manure he attempts to spread.

[reagansghost]

so here we have a porn star mocking the President Of The United States' dick, tapes of the asshole bragging he's a puzzy molester, Playboy bunnies suing his sick ass, and hordes of gap tooth bozo's wearing MAGA hats

naw, the GOP ain't a total fuckin embarrassment!

[Micawber]

What's really funny about this, is that as soon as Malaria reads Stormy's description of Trump's toad stool, she's going to know beyind all doubt that she is telling the truth.

Looks like we've got a new nickname for Trump.... Toad Stool.

"DJ Stubbycock?"

[Nomad]

Lke any teenage boy in the jr high locker room, largest mouth = biggest liar.

Dark Stool is a perfect example of that.

[LV426]

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…[HAHAHAHAHAAA!]

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... [HAHAHAHA x2!]

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”


TOO FUNNY!!

Mario Kart now ruined forever.

Another fucking thing that orange dipshit has destroyed.

[Nomad]

"DJ Stubbycock?"

I think Toad Stool is a better overall description of him as a person.

[Phantasmal]

Yeti pubs? WTH? Trump has got to be fuming

Twitter comments are hilarious #mushroomdick