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    Default How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

    GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
    BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
    DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
    ROTTWEILER: Make me.
    LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
    TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
    JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
    POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
    COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
    BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
    CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
    IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover….
    POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
    GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
    YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
    OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
    HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
    SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
    SHIH TZU – Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grugore View Post
    GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
    BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
    DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
    ROTTWEILER: Make me.
    LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
    TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
    JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
    POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
    COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
    BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
    CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
    IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover….
    POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
    GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
    YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
    OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
    HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
    SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
    SHIH TZU – Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.
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