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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf_Twitler View Post
    A sexist, a racist, and an asshole walks into a bar.

    The bartender asks,.........................................

    ............."What can I get you, Donald Trump"!
    I estimate your IQ to be about 90.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf_Twitler View Post
    A sexist, a racist, and an asshole walks into a bar.

    The bartender asks,.........................................

    ............."What can I get you, Donald Trump"!
    7/10
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
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    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
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    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
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    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for a stroll around the lake. I noticed a man shouting, "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels" when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

    He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

    Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.

    Now it is 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.

    I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for a stroll around the lake. I noticed a man shouting, "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels" when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

    He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

    Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.

    Now it is 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.

    I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Struck a nerve, did I?

    What makes you think one of you Muslims with a piece of shit AK stands a chance against a Christian like me with one of these?



    You're move...
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Mott and two sheep walk into a bar and the bartender says "Are you cheating on Dolly again?".......

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    When I was young, my English teacher used to suggest that Philosophy was a waste of time for us, quoting (I think he said) Aristotle, to the effect that Philosophy was not a study for young men. Since, evidently, the subject was, at best, just an argument about the meaning of words, English criticism could do all it tried to do, and better. I waited for many years, and never felt ready for philosophy, however old I got. The relevance of the following story, however, makes me think I am about there: Two men are sitting chatting in the house of one of them, and the first said that he and his wife ate at an excellent restaurant yesterday.
    Man 2: What was it called?
    Man 1. What do you call those things women like to be given?
    Man 2: Carnations?
    Man 1. No. The one I'm thinking of is a flower, but it has a spikey stem.
    Man 2: Roses?
    Nan 1 (giving thumbs up and beaming): Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we ate in last night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Oh dear god...you bastard...I think I just ruptured my spleen laughing!
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    Mott and two sheep walk into a bar and the bartender says "Are you cheating on Dolly again?".......
    That was baaaaa d
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    /grins sheepishly......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I estimate your IQ to be about 90.
    My best guess is, you like eating the peanuts right out of Donald Trump's stinking pile of shit!

    You Donald Asshole Trump goober-smooching idiot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf_Twitler View Post
    My best guess is, you like eating the peanuts right out of Donald Trump's stinking pile of shit!

    You Donald Asshole Trump goober-smooching idiot!
    Looks like I may have given you too much credit before.

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    Obviously there are people who do not recognize a humor thread for what it is.

    Chill out, people.

    Allow some threads to be cathartic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Are you trying to confuse some of the lowbrows here, or amuse the highbrows?
    are you suggesting you are a highbrow because you know about descartes? which is like middle school level stuff? lol.


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