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    I have to be honest. For a good chunk of my career I had to stay clean shaven due to respiratory protection requirements. You can’t have facial hair if you fall under respiratory protection requirements at work and have to wear an APR or SCBA. Ever notice firemen don’t have facial hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    You're just pissed, racist, because I got the girl, the cars, the career and the houses. In fact, every aspect of my life is so much better than yours. "The best revenge is to live well."
    sure hillbilly sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    You're just pissed, racist, because I got the girl, the cars, the career and the houses. In fact, every aspect of my life is so much better than yours. "The best revenge is to live well."
    Translation: You're a short, bald, pudgy, middle aged loser who lives in a trailer park or at home with your parents in your old bedroom.

    You:



    Guys that are so neurotic and pathetic that they have to boast about themselves like you do, are invariably losers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leaningright View Post
    I haven’t had a full beard since high school and college but for some reason keep this goatee thingy...I paint it white.

    Nice! But um, what's that thing behind you? I'm worried about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I have to be honest. For a good chunk of my career I had to stay clean shaven due to respiratory protection requirements. You can’t have facial hair if you fall under respiratory protection requirements at work and have to wear an APR or SCBA. Ever notice firemen don’t have facial hair?
    I figured it was so their faces wouldn't catch fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Translation: You're a short, bald, pudgy, middle aged loser who lives in a trailer park or at home with your parents in your old bedroom.

    Guys that are so neurotic and pathetic that they have to boast about themselves like you do, are invariably losers.
    Let the record show that Nomad attempted to claim that a house that he does not own is his.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    I learned a long time ago that the vast, overwhelming majority of women don’t like body or facial hair of any kind. I’ve manscaped since my mid 20’s cause a pretty little spinner I was dating told me if I ever wanted another hummer from her I’d be wise to start manscaping. I’ve been clean shaven ever since.
    Well there's our TMI for today. lol

    I love furry men! Almost all the young men on campus have beards of varying density now. Unfortunately Mr. Owl prefers being clean-shaven and no matter how cold it gets here in the winter, he won't grow a beard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Kevin Quackenbush.

    For some reason, his name is apt. lol I would think it would be pretty damn hot under there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    sure hillbilly sure
    Calling guno to the mat. You've been downgraded from mere bigot to racist

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Well there's our TMI for today. lol

    I love furry men! Almost all the young men on campus have beards of varying density now. Unfortunately Mr. Owl prefers being clean-shaven and no matter how cold it gets here in the winter, he won't grow a beard.
    you would be an exception. I’ve never had a women express disappointment that I wasn’t furry. In fact quite the opposite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Let the record show that I'm a pathetic loser with a door fetish who lies about himself in a pathetic attempt to impress people on the internet
    It is now officially on record.
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    Nice combover.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    It is now officially on record.
    Let the record show that Nomad attempted to claim that a house that he does not own is his.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    you would be an exception. I’ve never had a women express disappointment that I wasn’t furry. In fact quite the opposite.
    I do draw the line at back hair. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    you would be an exception. I’ve never had a women express disappointment that I wasn’t furry. In fact quite the opposite.
    When I was in college my GF wondered aloud what I would look like without a beard. I shrugged my shoulders, walked into the bathroom and shaved it off. The mustache lasted a little while longer.

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