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    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    You can apparently do a direct link to JPP's native image hosting capabilities and get a full size picture rather than the normal postage stamp.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    i grew an awesome beard. started it 2017 the day pats won the superbowl. I got compliments. and no it wasn't a neckbeard it was all nice and trim and I looked fucking lit. Then my eyes went bad and I got glasses, and I went into super hipster mode, picture the classic hipster from portland oregon with black rimmed glasses and a decent bushy beard. that was me. but a very elite and refined hipster. Got many compliments on my beard. Mostly from guys though lol. Like 3:1 ratio of compliments guys v. girls. yeah.

    just nuked it a week ago I'm sad now.

    i think i'll give it a break for a bit. maybe try again in another year or so. I'm back to looking clean shaven elite again. A very upstanding sophisticated type. classy and classic with an attractive arrogance.

    you guys wish you knew me.


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    "Beard",A woman who goes with or marries a man,so he can pretend to be straight.

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    I had a nice think red beard in college, trimmed it with a 3/8 buzz, and had to razor the edges on my neck and cheeks about three times a week. Pull up on my KZ 650C, dark brown leather pilot's jacket with the snap collars, lift off my silver Bell full face helmet to expose that shaggy hair and beard, girls would practically faint.

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    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shallon Margot View Post
    "Beard",A woman who goes with or marries a man,so he can pretend to be straight.
    Melania.

     
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

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    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post
    i grew an awesome beard. started it 2017 the day pats won the superbowl. I got compliments. and no it wasn't a neckbeard it was all nice and trim and I looked fucking lit. Then my eyes went bad and I got glasses, and I went into super hipster mode, picture the classic hipster from portland oregon with black rimmed glasses and a decent bushy beard. that was me. but a very elite and refined hipster. Got many compliments on my beard. Mostly from guys though lol. Like 3:1 ratio of compliments guys v. girls. yeah.

    just nuked it a week ago I'm sad now.

    i think i'll give it a break for a bit. maybe try again in another year or so. I'm back to looking clean shaven elite again. A very upstanding sophisticated type. classy and classic with an attractive arrogance.

    you guys wish you knew me.
    I've had a beard for over 30 years and this year is the first time that most of my family has ever seen me without one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shallon Margot View Post
    "Beard",A woman who goes with or marries a man,so he can pretend to be straight.
    OOOOoooooh, now I get it. I was just admiring the delightfully-bearded handsome young men, and wondered why someone threw the bitter Xtian weirdo in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    OOOOoooooh, now I get it. I was just admiring the delightfully-bearded handsome young men, and wondered why someone threw the bitter Xtian weirdo in.
    You never heard the term "Beard"?
    Apparently nobody else did.
    Common term in classic movie history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Mazon View Post
    You never heard the term "Beard"?
    Apparently nobody else did.
    Common term in classic movie history.
    Never heard it used in that context, no.

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    I had a mustache when I met my wife and I've had a beard for most of the last twenty five years.....a few years back I shaved it all off......took the wife three, four days to notice, but when she did she just said "put it back"......

    This is the closest I can find of a beard like mine, though I shave my lower lip and mine is white......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I had a nice think red beard in college, trimmed it with a 3/8 buzz, and had to razor the edges on my neck and cheeks about three times a week. Pull up on my KZ 650C, dark brown leather pilot's jacket with the snap collars, lift off my silver Bell full face helmet to expose that shaggy hair and beard, girls would practically faint.
    sure hillbilly sure ,nice fairytails, and now you wear plaid skirts
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