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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    He also an expert on excrement.
    Well he is certainly batshit crazy, so guano is a a very apt name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cawacko View Post
    Good question. One is there a limited number of them and two I don't think many of the mentally ill care.
    Don't they have plenty of Starbucks available??
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    Quote Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
    Don't they have plenty of Starbucks available??
    The liberal day care center for the homeless?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Rune, JPPs resident expert on all matters copralogically related.
    Compost needs to be worked regularly.

    Maybe Rune could hire on as a shit-stirer lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Omar View Post
    Compost needs to be worked regularly.

    Maybe Rune could hire on as a shit-stirer lol.

    he can get paid for it for a change!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cawacko View Post
    People talk about the filth, drugs and crime from all over the world about SF. People from New York and Australia talk about it on their visits. Our local papers discuss it regularly. It's a quality of life issue in one of our country's major cities. And to talk about it doesn't mean you hate living here or are miserable in life
    New Zealand is solving its housing problem by banning sales to foreign owners. Australia is in the process of considering the same type of legislation. SF for all its bitching invites homelessness by inflating wages to lure in the very segment of the population most at risk of homelessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anatta View Post
    he city of San Francisco just can’t seem to do anything right.

    The city’s liberal policies designed to welcome the homeless and encourage illegal drug use is turning the city from a high-tech haven of beauty and cleanliness, to what UC Berkeley professor Lee Riley described as unsanitary conditions “much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India.”

    Congratulations lefties, the former crown jewel of the West Coast is now being compared to some of the dirtiest slums in the world.

    Since the beginning of 2018, the city has received over 14,000 calls to the 311 service about feces on the sidewalks and in the streets. It has gotten so bad the city has lost conventions because of the filth.

    It appears the city is tired of being the butt of national jokes and has decided to fight back. Local officials have announced yet another program to fix the problems the other programs caused in the first place. The “poop patrol” is expected to cost about $750,000 and employs six people with two trucks. No word if the trucks are hybrid.

    What we are trying to do is be proactive,” said Director of Public Works Mohammed Nuru. ”So we'll have a crew that will roam around looking for locations. We actually have data for neighborhoods where we get frequent calls."

    Nuru added that “what happens is we’re going to take one of those crews out and try to get ahead of those calls and look for these locations so that hopefully we can get less numbers of calls coming in.”

    Two things are disturbing about the city’s latest move. Judging from Nuru’s comments, it appears the city is more worried about having to answer phone calls, which is their job, than the actual danger posed by the feces.

    The second problem is the health danger the fecal matter poses. Pictures of workers cleaning up the problem seem to have one thing in common; they are wearing protective gear. This begs the question, where is the protective gear for the thousands of citizens walking on the streets every day?

    As a former contractor with the State Department in Kabul, Afghanistan, I can attest to the danger dried airborne fecal matter poses. The “Kabul Crud” hits just about every westerner that goes to the country usually within two weeks of arrival. The air in Kabul is not only filthy with dust, but it is also contaminated with dried fecal matter. This is what happens when you have an open sewer system, as San Francisco now appears to have.

    Dr. Lee Riley has warned about the dangers the conditions in San Francisco are posing to the residents warning about rotavirus stating, “If you happen to inhale that, it can also go into your intestine.” The virus can be fatal.
    Now that would be funny. I hope we do keep demonizing the poor while more and more of the middle class fades away. At some point there will come a well deserved reckoning.

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    San Francisco is indeed a lovely city but my favorite haunt, Lefty O'Doul's, closed.
    It being so far from Boston, and my being old, I probably won't make it back--not without Lefty's place.
    Also they just have Starbucks--no Dunkin Donuts. I can't imagine where their cops hang out.

    They're a politically smart city, but they can go overboard with silly shit like plastic bags in stores and things like that.
    Cleaning up shit, however, is not a silly thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Rune, JPPs resident expert on all matters copralogically related.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Omar View Post
    Compost needs to be worked regularly.

    Maybe Rune could hire on as a shit-stirer lol.
    There you go again with your limited knowledge.
    Compost doesn't need to be worked. At all. Fucking retard.
    It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    San Francisco is indeed a lovely city but my favorite haunt, Lefty O'Doul's, closed.
    It being so far from Boston, and my being old, I probably won't make it back--not without Lefty's place.
    Also they just have Starbucks--no Dunkin Donuts. I can't imagine where their cops hang out.

    They're a politically smart city, but they can go overboard with silly shit like plastic bags in stores and things like that.
    Cleaning up shit, however, is not a silly thing.
    Lefty O'Douls was a very cool place. I miss it as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackascoal View Post
    Understand that many live such miserable lives that they need ANYTHING and EVERYFUCKINGTHING to make them feel better about their own miserable failure of a life.

    Many are talking shit about SF from Buttfuck, Mississippi. :0)
    The point is, I love mass misery EVERYFUCKINGWHERE, not just in San Francisco and Buttfuck Misssissippi. :O)

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    Quote Originally Posted by noise View Post

    he can get paid for it for a change!
    I make more in a day than you do in a week, retard.
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