Is tom afraid of being beaten up by me? Do I win?

[BRUTALITOPS]

I came 90% of the way. Perhaps 95%. Tom wont come the other 5. I have been in multiple bars, but tom never shows up. Seems tom is afraid of me and my skills.

Tom -->

me -- >

[BRUTALITOPS]

Soon I will post an update of a picture of a glass, as proof that I am here to beat up tom, but tom is not here to beat up me. Once I have that proof it's game over.

[Fentoine Lum]

I came 90% of the way. Perhaps 95%. Tom wont come the other 5. I have been in multiple bars, but tom never shows up. Seems tom is afraid of me and my skills.

Tom -->

me -- >

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...........

[BRUTALITOPS]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...........

threadbanned, you sound russian.

[Legion]

threadbanned, you sound russian.

This thread is an excellent parody of the 007 attack on Tom, for those who don't know.

[Mott the Hoople]

I came 90% of the way. Perhaps 95%. Tom wont come the other 5. I have been in multiple bars, but tom never shows up. Seems tom is afraid of me and my skills.

Tom -->

me -- >

Stand down you raving lunatic. Hell I live closer to your home than the distance between you and Tom right now.

Tom wins because your challenge wasn’t face to face. Pistols at dawn at 350 miles doesn’t cut it.

Then there’s the fact that he’s English and, no matter what happens, will be socially superior to you in all ways that matter for quite simply being English. So that’s a win win for Tom.

[PostmodernProphet]

I came 90% of the way. Perhaps 95%. Tom wont come the other 5. I have been in multiple bars, but tom never shows up. Seems tom is afraid of me and my skills.

Tom -->

me -- >

since you're always under the table sleeping it off, how do you know he wasn't there?.....

[PostmodernProphet]

Soon I will post an update of a picture of a glass, as proof that I am here to beat up tom, but tom is not here to beat up me. Once I have that proof it's game over.

if the glass is empty it is photoshopped......

[/MSG/]

Tom is literally shaking in his feety pajamas. Like Michael J. Fox in the California Earthquake.

[Jade Dragon]

Stand down you raving lunatic. Hell I live closer to your home than the distance between you and Tom right now.

Tom wins because your challenge wasn’t face to face. Pistols at dawn at 350 miles doesn’t cut it.

Then there’s the fact that he’s English and, no matter what happens, will be socially superior to you in all ways that matter for quite simply being English. So that’s a win win for Tom.

I thought he lived in Colorado Springs.

[Jack]

I thought Tom was some old geezer that used a cane? Why would anybody want to beat up an old guy? Why not just wait a few more months and let nature take its course?

[Mott the Hoople]

I thought he lived in Colorado Springs.

Who? Tom or Grind?

Tom is from England and Grind is a Masshole.

[ThatOwlWoman]

I think we all lost.

[Jade Dragon]

Who? Tom or Grind?

Tom is from England and Grind is a Masshole.

It must be Damo that's from Colorado springs then.

[Jack]

It must be Damo that's from Colorado springs then.

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