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    Default Drunk as fuck

    Hit on so many redheads

    They fucking love me

    I cheer their glasses and tell them I a, a,erican

    i clean uo

    be jealous tom

    so manynfucking cuties

    grind is cruising Ireland 🇮🇪

    fuck yeah Iím the fucking best

    whiskey guiness it donít matter

    I crush it

    atrsali g all tnenfuxking cutiemrdhewads

    fuc, was ehh. Itch ,

    never too drunk to ban desh mtherfuckers, and Iím fuck f wasted
    !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post
    Hit on so many redheads

    They fucking love me

    I cheer their glasses and tell them I a, a,erican

    i clean uo

    be jealous tom

    so manynfucking cuties

    grind is cruising Ireland ����

    fuck yeah I’m the fucking best

    whiskey guiness it don’t matter

    I crush it

    atrsali g all tnenfuxking cutiemrdhewads

    fuc, was ehh. Itch ,

    never too drunk to ban desh mtherfuckers, and I’m fuck f wasted
    !
    You should change your name to Funky Drunky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post
    Hit on so many redheads

    They fucking love me

    I cheer their glasses and tell them I a, a,erican

    i clean uo

    be jealous tom

    so manynfucking cuties

    grind is cruising Ireland ����

    fuck yeah I’m the fucking best

    whiskey guiness it don’t matter

    I crush it

    atrsali g all tnenfuxking cutiemrdhewads

    fuc, was ehh. Itch ,

    never too drunk to ban desh mtherfuckers, and I’m fuck f wasted
    !
    See! See what happens when Grind slips his leash and escapes the country. There’s no telling who he has thrown up on!
    Last edited by Mott the Hoople; 08-11-2018 at 06:31 AM.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    See! See what happens when Grind slips his leash and escapes the country. There’s no telling who has thrown up on!
    ugly american.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    ugly american.....
    Hey, I've been called that!
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post

    i clean uo
    I hear even O'Reilly's grandmother got laid......

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Hey, I've been called that!
    I never doubted it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    I never doubted it.....
    Why is that?
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Hey, I've been called that!
    That’s cause you ugly.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Why is that?
    You ugly.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    You ugly.
    You don't have to double post it!
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post
    Hit on so many redheads

    They fucking love me

    I cheer their glasses and tell them I a, a,erican

    i clean uo

    be jealous tom

    so manynfucking cuties

    grind is cruising Ireland ����

    fuck yeah I’m the fucking best

    whiskey guiness it don’t matter

    I crush it

    atrsali g all tnenfuxking cutiemrdhewads

    fuc, was ehh. Itch ,

    never too drunk to ban desh mtherfuckers, and I’m fuck f wasted
    !
    You do realize Grind that after hitting on all those hot gingers In Ireland that doing Watermark is never going to be the same again.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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