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What are Trump's redeeming qualities?
No, seriously, he must have some. What are they?
Now's your chance, Trump fans.
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I believe he would be a good used car salesman. I can see him selling a real lemon of a car to a little old lady and be at a bar that same night telling his friends how he swindled some widow out of her savings.
Then Truth Detector, Teflon Don, and Havana Moon would all burst out in a round of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow, For He's A Jolly Good Fellow".
iolo (08-11-2018), SouthernUnkleRitchie (08-11-2018)
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I'm not a Trump fan...but I am willing to give this a try.
Well, he is not as evil as Caligula. Or, at least, he is not a lot more evil than Caligula.
He is not as much an ignorant buffoon as Professor Irwin Corey...although, Irwin Corey was pretending he was ignorant and a buffoon. That was his job.
He is not as fat as Rush Limbaugh...but he is every bit as much a wind-bag.
And last but not least, he doesn't seem to fart in public as much as someone who looks and conducts himself the way he does would be expected to.
iolo (08-11-2018), SouthernUnkleRitchie (08-11-2018), ThatOwlWoman (08-10-2018)
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As far as we know, he hasn't murdered anyone yet.Originally Posted by Tranquillus in Exile
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He does great imitations of people with diseases.
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Rune (08-14-2018), ThatOwlWoman (08-10-2018)
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He's hilarious, for one. But his most redeeming quality is that he has no time for the stuffy, robotic, and fabricated public relations politics we're used to. We need to break out of that spell.
Life is Golden (08-10-2018)
Note my apathy
He isn't Hillary Clinton.
anonymoose (08-12-2018)
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Damn C.O. you beat me to it. So I'll say he isn't Obama.
#SEEYOUINCOURT
He loves this country
He drives liberals crazy
He beat Hillary Clinton
Nuff said
Truthmatters
you mean morals and truth
christiefan915 (08-10-2018), ThatOwlWoman (08-10-2018)
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That his age and obesity places him at high risk for death soon.
christiefan915 (08-10-2018), Guno צְבִי (08-10-2018), iolo (08-11-2018), mak2 (08-10-2018), Mason Michaels (08-10-2018), SouthernUnkleRitchie (08-12-2018), ThatOwlWoman (08-10-2018)
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I'm not a Trump fan but he is pretty media savvy. He got the Republican nomination with little campaign spending or television ads by getting free media exposure through the news sources. He knows his tweets will be reported in the media and generate repeated stories even if many of them are negative.
Controlled Opposition (08-10-2018)
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You get your morals and truth from politicians? Good god, man. No wonder.
Controlled Opposition (08-10-2018)
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Im a chick
Your politicians cheat
mine don't
why do you pick assholes to vote for
SouthernUnkleRitchie (08-12-2018)
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Apologies. My mistake.
I'm just defending the president from unjust treatment. I didn't vote for him.
Controlled Opposition (08-10-2018)
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