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    2 Corinthians 5


    For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.

    2 For in this we groan, earnestly desiring to be clothed upon with our house which is from heaven:

    3 If so be that being clothed we shall not be found naked.

    4 For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life.

    5 Now he that hath wrought us for the selfsame thing is God, who also hath given unto us the earnest of the Spirit.

    6 Therefore we are always confident, knowing that, whilst we are at home in the body, we are absent from the Lord:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Mazon View Post
    I read that it doesn't say it will be a flesh body
    Sinners will be thrown whole into the lake of fire. That means that their physical bodies will reside in hell. So why wouldn't Christians also have physical bodies?

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    Mason, we actually don't give a fuck what you've read......

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    since most bodies will have returned to dust, we're going to need new ones........I'm hoping the next one has a longer penis.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grugore View Post
    Sinners will be thrown whole into the lake of fire. That means that their physical bodies will reside in hell. So why wouldn't Christians also have physical bodies?
    You planing on spending eternity in this Rock?
    I'm not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    since most bodies will have returned to dust, we're going to need new ones........I'm hoping the next one has a longer penis.......
    Maybe you'll get a vagina instead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Mazon View Post
    Maybe you'll get a vagina instead!
    but then it would be hell.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    but then it would be hell.....
    A clitoris has 40 more nerve endings than a dickhead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Mazon View Post
    You planing on spending eternity in this Rock?
    I'm not!
    There will be a new Heaven and a new Earth. And I will enjoy both with my new body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grugore View Post
    Sinners will be thrown whole into the lake of fire. That means that their physical bodies will reside in hell. So why wouldn't Christians also have physical bodies?
    lake of fire? LOL

    The invention of the christian hell is the perfect way to keep the ignorant and fearful in line, it is nowhere found in what the christers call the old testament
    “If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”

    — Golda Meir

    Zionism is the movement for the self-determination and statehood for the Jewish people in their ancestral homeland, the land of Israel.


    “If Hamas put down their weapons, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons, there would be no Israel."






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    Mason has no penis envy......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    Mason has no penis envy......
    Not at all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Religion is a cottage industry of sorts that takes advantage of people who aren't bright enough to know they are being duped.

    Just my two cents.
    fixed your post


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