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  1. No doubt to to stick it up his ass and plug the...

    No doubt to to stick it up his ass and plug the diarrhea flowing out if it.


    Translation: Quit picking on me. I'm just an old man with a shriveled nutsack and a microdick only good as a water...
  2. Translation: No, I'm both a coward and a liar so...

    Translation: No, I'm both a coward and a liar so I didn't call Trump's FBI.

    No worries. $100 says they would quickly see you are a crazy old man with dementia anyway. Good luck.
  3. Good advice. I'll be sure to wear safety goggles...

    Good advice. I'll be sure to wear safety goggles and a nut cup.
  4. Awesome. So who did you vote for, Legion....or...

    Awesome. So who did you vote for, Legion....or didn't you? Can't because of your felony? Not a citizen?
  5. Midol and a nice couch to rest upon is better for...

    Midol and a nice couch to rest upon is better for Legion.
  6. Are you now claiming you are straight and male?

    Are you now claiming you are straight and male?
  7. Sorry, honey, but you aren't my type. Try Legion...

    Sorry, honey, but you aren't my type. Try Legion or Dark Soul.

    https://i.imgflip.com/4h5ivl.jpg
  8. I was High Schooler in those days and anxious to...

    I was High Schooler in those days and anxious to graduate and do my duty. Dad did two Vietnam tours in the Army. The second tour saw him come home a different man in 1970. It was a bad war,...
  9. INT/IBDa/gfm, Trump disagrees: 18065

    INT/IBDa/gfm, Trump disagrees:

    18065
  10. Yes.

    Yes.
  11. Your snatch or your ass? Both? As discussed...

    Your snatch or your ass? Both?

    As discussed with RW latent homosexuals on this forum, I like a curvy woman so don't worry about your weight. :)
  12. I'm guessing what you really want to do is swap...

    I'm guessing what you really want to do is swap nudie pics with me like I offered Stretch. Yes or no?

    Why don't you PM me a sample first?
  13. Is 0.5% a market crash in your world?

    Is 0.5% a market crash in your world?
  14. More likely Trump will do it just before he fires...

    More likely Trump will do it just before he fires the entire WH staff and his cabinet then boards Marine One on December 15th.

    Trump, King of Chaos! Woot, woot!!!
  15. Were the doctors able to pull your foot out of...

    Were the doctors able to pull your foot out of your own ass? Modern medicine is awesome.

    https://i.imgflip.com/4hbuu6.jpg
  16. Awesome. Thanks again for showing the true face...

    Awesome. Thanks again for showing the true face of Modern American Liberalism. :thup:
  17. Thread: COVID kids

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    TOP's inner liberal emerges. Priceless!

    TOP's inner liberal emerges. Priceless!
  18. ROFL Soooo, just because someone advocates...

    ROFL

    Soooo, just because someone advocates something but it isn't law yet means they aren't a totalitarian socialist. Awesome.

    You should give yourself some peace, ma'm, and put me on...
  19. Well, ma'm and boy Legion, it's fascinating that...

    Well, ma'm and boy Legion, it's fascinating that lil' ol' me is such a threat to your safe space.

    Thanks again, and I truly mean this, for displaying modern progressivism for all JPP members to...
  20. Agreed Kerry's 1970 Paris meeting was illegal,...

    Agreed Kerry's 1970 Paris meeting was illegal, but I'm not sure it was treasonous since he (illegally) met with both sides in Paris, not Hanoi like Hanoi Jane.

    Did you support the Vietnam War as...
  21. No worries, Legion. I'm sure you boyfriends will...

    No worries, Legion. I'm sure you boyfriends will correct me.

    https://i.imgflip.com/4bnlt9.jpg
  22. Obviously if you were rich, then you became rich...

    Obviously if you were rich, then you became rich the same way Trump did: Daddy gave it to you.
  23. Are you proposing a pink sword fight with LV426? ...

    Are you proposing a pink sword fight with LV426? IIRC, he is a she. Better luck next time. :thup:
  24. Your hatred of anything right of your own far...

    Your hatred of anything right of your own far Left position makes it an inevitable outcome of your desires to mandate a far Left America.

    Feel free to put me on ignore.
    ...
  25. Awesome! Your mommy must be sooooo proud!

    Awesome! Your mommy must be sooooo proud!
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