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    Hmmmm. If I put a gun to your head and told...

    Hmmmm.

    If I put a gun to your head and told you to choose one what would you say?

    Sorry baby, I understand that you are my mistress and all but you have to follow the rules like everyone...
  2. So far as I know no one has ever figured this...

    So far as I know no one has ever figured this out, and I have asked.
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    This means nothing without a quote, which you...

    This means nothing without a quote, which you proved too shit to provide.
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    I am going to have to put a lid on it for...

    I am going to have to put a lid on it for today....my GOD what a day I have had.

    I have the best life.
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    If you were wondering how it came to be that...

    If you were wondering how it came to be that Hawkeye is eating fake food then I am here to help. My wife does all of the shoping. My wife can not pass up "A deal". This means that she is often...
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    Snack Pak Pudding Hack

    I dont know what this stuff is but it does not resemble food, and it is kinda nasty. I used to eat it back when it was good 2.5 times a week at Marsh Middle School were we had no cafeteria and ate...
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    I am diabetic, eating shit pizza is losing. ...

    I am diabetic, eating shit pizza is losing.

    My life is not all perky tits and wet pussy.
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    Well the one I am eating is sure shit. My wife...

    Well the one I am eating is sure shit.

    My wife does all the shopping, she earns all the money, she is a hot slut.

    I cook and take care of the house and provide the dick.

    But this pizza...I...
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    Can you recommend a good microwave pizza? ...

    Can you recommend a good microwave pizza?

    This seems like an area where you might possibly be useful.
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    This is so like you. Low Quality.

    This is so like you.

    Low Quality.
  11. Nobel Peace Prizes are like Grammys now. You...

    Nobel Peace Prizes are like Grammys now.

    You have an obvious information sourcing problem.
  12. How alike Kathy Griffin and DJT are went...

    How alike Kathy Griffin and DJT are went unnoticed by most...but I am brighter than the average bear!

    I like them both of course.
  13. You are miss informed.

    You are miss informed.
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    Sometimes there is no fool like an old fool. ...

    Sometimes there is no fool like an old fool.

    Some of us did better this life.

    Setting aside BOEING.
  15. "It's all BullShit folks". Carlin

    "It's all BullShit folks".
    Carlin
  16. I have said here that I have only an average...

    I have said here that I have only an average brain. What I do have is tenacity and curiosity which means that here at the age of 60 I am smarter than almost anyone else, I am right more than almost...
  17. Trump did the best with the North Koreans of any...

    Trump did the best with the North Koreans of any America project in about two decades.

    Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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    I give you the WOKE TALIBAN.

    I give you the WOKE TALIBAN.
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    The "Good people" being of course those who are...

    The "Good people" being of course those who are in the cult that runs the nation.

    I refuse to join, I decided to die a Free Man instead.
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    What? Ritz have not been any good for like...

    What?

    Ritz have not been any good for like three recipes.

    They have no structural integrity anymore...for most uses Ritz are now useless.




    And they are not a cookie.
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    Hey FRANK! We just did a family gathering with...

    Hey FRANK!

    We just did a family gathering with 17 adults...have you had any such good fortune?
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    Who cares? Serious Question.

    Who cares?

    Serious Question.
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    Your fav cookie is?

    Inspired by Trigonometry.


    Butterscotch Scotchies.
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    HA! You are still not ready to produce...

    HA!

    You are still not ready to produce...
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    There goes your credibility. Never dispute...

    There goes your credibility.

    Never dispute the identity of someone who has over 200,000 posts over 2+ decades...that is just dumb.
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