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  1. Thread: Chipotle Options

    by Beefy
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    Chipotle Options

    So last week, Chipotle stock is trading at $561 at Friday's close. I already had some puts at $530 for December to hedge some $550 calls that I bought after the Nov 20th disaster and i picked up a...
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    Ah, no.... If Darla bothers to reply to this...

    Ah, no....

    If Darla bothers to reply to this absolutely disconnected drivel, you'll then see what a burn is. The obvious uscitizen effort of taking thing out of context is pretty apparent here.
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    you either have a bad keyboard, or its user...

    you either have a bad keyboard, or its user error. Keyboards seldom go bad, but just have your driver take your butler down to the nearest blue shirt best buy, and pick one out. Then have your...
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    The '69 of course.

    The '69 of course.
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    I have 2 bosses. Me and my other boss. You got...

    I have 2 bosses. Me and my other boss. You got some more pictures of the 'stang? What year? Fag.
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    Congratulations on your successful life. ...

    Congratulations on your successful life.

    Anyhow, welcome aboard Kaya. I'm sorry to hear that you were born in Bakersfield. I have a similar tragic past. I was born n the San Fernando valley.
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    Beat me to it 3d

    Beat me to it 3d
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    Maybe because you don't have a mirror?

    Maybe because you don't have a mirror?
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    Because warm beaches are awesome. Next?

    Because warm beaches are awesome. Next?
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    Oahu, Kaimuki by Diamond Head. I got bitten by a...

    Oahu, Kaimuki by Diamond Head. I got bitten by a blue hawaiian centipede once, quite the week wrecker. But they're fairly uncommon. The bigger nuisance is the giant flying cockroaches and the...
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    Not really. The best pot out here is imported...

    Not really. The best pot out here is imported from the west coast. The locally grown shit is pretty schwaggy. I dont smoke often enough to be a authority though.Every few months or so. I make sure...
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    Oh, forgot to mention something. I'm high.

    Oh, forgot to mention something. I'm high.
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    LOL @ Fife! It out-Bakersfields Bakersfield. Try...

    LOL @ Fife! It out-Bakersfields Bakersfield. Try saying that 3 times.

    Also for the new person, I'm seldom on here, but when I am, it's seldom.
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    I'm a stressed out, joyless Johnson. My name is...

    I'm a stressed out, joyless Johnson. My name is Matt and I live in Hawaii. Every day I see the ocean and the jungle and God fuck it all.

    There's a parrot in my neighborhood, a small green one,...
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    You ever taken a risk? Have you ever had your...

    You ever taken a risk? Have you ever had your flat nutsack on the line?
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    Unions have fucked the consumer the last 30...

    Unions have fucked the consumer the last 30 years. they have put our biggest employers out of business. If any other market did what unions do, they would be tried for price fixing. To fix a price...
  17. Thread: Mistrial

    by Beefy
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    I'm glad to see that asshole will be spending...

    I'm glad to see that asshole will be spending some decades in a cage.
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    not true

    not true
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    Come on, shes decent but not that hot. for real.

    Come on, shes decent but not that hot. for real.
  20. Thread: Nice Gift.

    by Beefy
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    That shit is goooood. Real dry. Sipper.

    That shit is goooood. Real dry. Sipper.
  21. Thread: Homosexuality

    by Beefy
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    Whatever the polls say, legal gay marriage is...

    Whatever the polls say, legal gay marriage is just. Keeping it illegal is unjust. The public is seeing it more and more.

    And to all you who claim not to be homophobes, while opposing gay...
  22. Thread: Homosexuality

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    Tortoises, folks, not turtles. The ghey happens...

    Tortoises, folks, not turtles. The ghey happens to animals, humans are animals. I don't think Koko and Bob chose to be gay, they just gay because they ghey.
  23. Thread: Homosexuality

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    Gayness happens. Sophistication is utterly...

    Gayness happens. Sophistication is utterly irrelevant.
  24. Thread: Homosexuality

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    A little late are we?

    A little late are we?
  25. Thread: Homosexuality

    by Beefy
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    They both still have peckers. The johnsons are...

    They both still have peckers. The johnsons are positively horrifying.
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