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  1. We live in a world where 49 year old female...

    We live in a world where 49 year old female governors play basketball.

    Why don't we just throw in the towel right now?

    Our handbasket has already arrived in hell.

    You're white, Gretchen.
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    I can only imagine what Wolverine is saying. ...

    I can only imagine what Wolverine is saying.
    It's only a guess, but I'll bet that he's comparing me to the NAZIs.

    No matter. I'll accept a good idea from any source.
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    The un-vaccinated deserve to be treated as...

    The un-vaccinated deserve to be treated as pariahs but we don't always know who they are.

    They should be required by law to have a big yellow "U" patch stitched to their clothing.

    In fact, I'm...
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    I'm good with the six New England States and New...

    I'm good with the six New England States and New York becoming a new Canadian province.

    You won't miss us, will you?
  5. The animal officers used to used bitches in heat...

    The animal officers used to used bitches in heat to attract stray dogs into the van.
    The poor, stupid dogs would risk capture for a perceived shot at a quickie.

    The insane asylums now have these...
  6. Exposing the deficiencies of trumpanzees isn't...

    Exposing the deficiencies of trumpanzees isn't grasping at low hanging fruit.
    It's picking it up from the ground after a hail storm. .

    They've been assured that they're not inferior for being...
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    I'm concerned about the global communist plot to...

    I'm concerned about the global communist plot to contaminate our precious bodily fluids.
  8. It's going to take much too long to make all the...

    It's going to take much too long to make all the calls required to answer the OP's question..
    I'll wait for the next Progressive Liberals meeting and ask for a show of hands if that's OK.
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    Through no fault of their own, yes. Nobody wants...

    Through no fault of their own, yes.
    Nobody wants to contract covid after lasting this long, even if he/she gets it from an unfortunate person with allergies.
    Those who can't take the vaccine just...
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    It's really incredible that we even have to...

    It's really incredible that we even have to discuss something like that.
    How can anything else even be tolerated?
  11. I am trying really hard to think of a societal...

    I am trying really hard to think of a societal segment about which I could say,

    Son of a bitch, that crowd has really impressed me lately.

    There are some dog breeds, however, for whom I've...
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    Although volsrock is special, as in special...

    Although volsrock is special, as in special needs,
    I have no problem with any coercive measures to get people vaccinated.
  13. Banks and Jordan are quintessential Middle...

    Banks and Jordan are quintessential Middle American geeks.
    What would they do on a serious committee?

    If we needed somebody to sit on the porch at Cracker Barrel and whittle while drinking Dr....
  14. Another come from behind win versus Team Canada...

    Another come from behind win versus Team Canada tonight.

    Verdugo's unprofessional home run trot would have earned him a fastball in the ribs tomorrow night if they played the game the way they...
  15. I can't read volsrock's post, of course, but it...

    I can't read volsrock's post, of course, but it seems to be about the president's interaction with some gay independent from CNN, a network that, like Fox News, I never watch.

    Why am I not...
  16. We can go with that if we wish to give them that...

    We can go with that if we wish to give them that much credit.
  17. No way that they're Hungarians. They look too...

    No way that they're Hungarians. They look too much like Mississippians to me.
  18. It's so much easier to successfully invade a...

    It's so much easier to successfully invade a nation than to occupy it once you're there.
    You know that catastrophe will ensue the moment you leave, but at the same time,
    you don't want to stay...
  19. At our club, Republican men are required to use...

    At our club, Republican men are required to use the stalls to pee, because standing up, they can't hit the urinal.
  20. Hope things work out for Leaning's dad, of...

    Hope things work out for Leaning's dad, of course.

    No time to cook and be ready to flip on the Sox while we eat.
    Looks like another take out night.
    Let's see how long I can get away with it...
  21. I'm going with Probably not.

    I'm going with Probably not.
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    Speaking of hygiene, why did the bidet not catch...

    Speaking of hygiene, why did the bidet not catch on much in America?

    Who's got one? We've got four bathrooms in our house, and not one of them has one.
    The euros must think that we're savages.
  23. King Kielbasa is a half-breed too? Am I the only...

    King Kielbasa is a half-breed too?
    Am I the only pedigreed poster on board?

    Oh well, I suppose that kielbasa and Guinness go well together.
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    I like it. Keep the idiots as far away from the...

    I like it.
    Keep the idiots as far away from the beach as humanly possible.
    Good thinking on somebody's part.
  25. Today would have been an awesome day to play golf...

    Today would have been an awesome day to play golf and we didn't have a game planned.
    I wonder if the course is dry enough to drive the carts off the paths yet.
    I doubt it. This July has been...
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