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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG3OhP3gT2o ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG3OhP3gT2o


    He's 420 friendly


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    How did this start. That ch!t is fat women on the phone being manipulative.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zvzxdXAE3k

    Family members from the local politician.
    Lightning strike me down. It's the sweat shop in the next town over.
    Who's taking responsibility for it. I...
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    That's my mommy. You hurt my feelings.

    There was this one time when I was surf fishing. They were having a beach cleanup.
    They have them every now and then. A bunch of broads walking on the beach pick-
    ing up whatever debris they come...
  4. She's after my job....

    She's after my job.

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    Two couples with strollers. After the guys are going to cook you dinner
    and when you're done they're going to rub your feet. Throw them out!


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    The yankees won the world series.

    I voted for him. I never thought of that one before. :rolleyes:

    By law we're supposed to bill out this amount of percentage of their salary.
    Minimum wage is going up. 32bj

    The NFL will require...
  6. She doesn't know how to smile. Sp!q lover!...

    She doesn't know how to smile.
    Sp!q lover!
    Let's kick her dog and punch her in the face.


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    Poll: I wonder if he ever got married. Does he have kids?

    The dudes laid out. Cops pull up ready to cuff him.
    My hands swollen I want to press charges. Isn't that how it works?
    There's a bunch of us hanging out.. We all start taking off our jackets.
    He...
  8. You know how I roll. I'll show a way around this....

    You know how I roll. I'll show a way around this. Exactly, we know who you are.


    Being inconsiderate can be defined as careless of the rights or feelings of others.
    Inconsiderate people may also...
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    Poll: You see how heathy and strong I am.

    GOON: I parked my Ford F-150 on a narrow one way street and I just leave it there overnight. :palm:

    You're going to effen kill me. 12 hours a day six days a week. He's driving a $90,000 dollr car....
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    Let me shut the window.

    I was at a strip club with my brother last night.
    He's cool, he's not like you.


    It's always raining there.
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    We had to let her go. Its a divorce.

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    An au pair is a helper from a foreign country working for, and living as part of,
    a host family. Typically, au pairs take on a share of the family's responsibility
    for childcare as well as...
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    How did you end up here? I didn't want to end up screwing myself.

    This one time I was maybe 16 and from the grapevine I heard that a dude from Brooklyn
    pulled up and approached one of the juniors car, pulled out a 22 or a 25 and popped in the
    leg. He's right...
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    All I kept thinking about was giving her a toss in the sheets.

    I just wanted to smack her around a little. It would of been a good notch on the belt.

    I finally got a car wash.
    A six pack of air fresheners.
    My inspection is up next month.
    I received my new...
  14. I never forget a favor.

    You know about the gelt?



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIMLxeYMdr0

    A militia is generally an army or some other fighting organization of non-professional soldiers,
    citizens of a country,...
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    I peddle dope and now I tell people what to do.

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    I called the school. I need to talk to the kid. Your wife said you're not allowed.
    The Principal over the loudspeaker. We're on lockdown mr. so and so is planning
    a terrorist attack. The...
  16. POUND FOR POUND!

    Formally stated, Newton's third law is:

    For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    The statement means that in every interaction, there is a pair of forces acting on the two...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUSgHH7WJNU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUSgHH7WJNU
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    That's what this ch!t is.

    I decided to go the ER because I had a 100 to 101 fever.
    I walk in and there he is. It never fails. The president of
    Puerto Rico, laying on a cot with a bullet lodged in his leg.

    I never thought...
  19. Everytime I stuck a quarter in the meter I got hot water.

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    New Yorkers grew up believing that water was unlimited, and free. But the fiscal crisis of the 1970's
    changed that perception. When officials realized that the water could stop running if...
  20. When I was a kid. If you tried to sell me a...

    When I was a kid. If you tried to sell me a bottle of water.
    I looked at you like you were crazy.

    D.E.P. Reservoir Levels

    Since 2000, the longest duration of drought (D1D4) in New York lasted...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1UXbhZ3ysc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1UXbhZ3ysc
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    I made a living with broken English

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjFyX2sSTGs
  23. My poppies brother is a real estate agent.

    I'm occupying dead space. I been waiting for this all my life.

    12 hours a day 7 days a week fo the rest of my life. :palm:




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhB2QhV4TxQ
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    I VOTED!

    The only part that works on him is his fukcin mouth.
    Am I going to jail?

    How long do you know this person?
    Over 70 years.
    How did he get like this?
    He has a chemical imbalance.

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    Yeah and over there is where our annual bikini coed poker game is held.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-HFKnINfrs
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