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  1. While your internet character may or my not be...

    While your internet character may or my not be the product of fantasy, Oom,
    we may all be pretty certain that I'm not the fantasizer involved.

    If I were still young enough to engage in fantasy,...
  2. I think that trumpanzee nation should...

    I think that trumpanzee nation should consolidate all of their famous 2nd Amendment-approved private militias
    and invade mainland China with their perfectly legal assault weapons.

    The cruise...
  3. Fluoxetine [generic Prozac] is pretty inexpensive...

    Fluoxetine [generic Prozac] is pretty inexpensive these days, even without insurance.

    Arby and Oom can almost certainly afford it,
    so they must assume a measure of personal blame for all of this.
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    It's now called the birthingpersonfucker flag. I...

    It's now called the birthingpersonfucker flag.
    I do understand that it's hard to keep up with these things.
  5. I can only read the thread title, but Maher made...

    I can only read the thread title, but Maher made very valid points on Real Time.

    We still have a long way to go with race relations, but we've improved a lot from where we were, and it's not our...
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    The internet was invented for us to insult one...

    The internet was invented for us to insult one another.

    Using it to threaten one another is non-productive.

    If we could actually kill one another over the internet,
    that, perhaps, might be a...
  7. Oom does indeed have the freedom to think, Iolo....

    Oom does indeed have the freedom to think, Iolo.
    He lives in Texas.
    Until they randomly decide to lethally inject him, he's free to do almost anything.

    It just seems that Oom doesn't have the...
  8. Going by his quote, I wonder what money Stoney is...

    Going by his quote, I wonder what money Stoney is talking about?
    The internet has done a number on paper routes, hasn't it?
  9. People die. All the time. Not always the right...

    People die. All the time.
    Not always the right people at the right time, though.


    Witness the witless volsrock who's still with us.
    And you believe in a divine being?
  10. Now there's the pertinent question.

    Now there's the pertinent question.
  11. I see time merely as a reference for what occurs...

    I see time merely as a reference for what occurs before and after.
    If there indeed was a big bang, there was a time before the big bang, even if it had no reference with anything we can imagine....
  12. I've nothing to add right now, Dumber than a...

    I've nothing to add right now, Dumber than a Stone,
    but whatever you said, thanks for the bump.
  13. But how did Jesus ever let that happen?

    But how did Jesus ever let that happen?
  14. It's also not my problem.

    It's also not my problem.
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    The presidency of this nation is a public service...

    The presidency of this nation is a public service job,

    not a training program for future canonization.

    The president presides over the executive branch of the federal government, usually but...
  16. Even my own personal theory, that the...

    Even my own personal theory,

    that the universe and all that exists within it are merely the result of the random confluence of sub atomic particles in the vacuum of infinite space,

    cannot...
  17. You, Owl, should have probably surrendered the...

    You, Owl, should have probably surrendered the personal freedom of your youth to give birth to at least a dozen more daughters.
    Your canonization would be guaranteed, and if heaven actually does...
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    We have no shortage of morons who claim to be...

    We have no shortage of morons who claim to be liberals.
    They're not our majority by a long shot, however.

    Conservatives should be thrilled to upgrade to morons.

    The smartest among them are...
  19. The horrors of American slavery will not be...

    The horrors of American slavery will not be mitigated in a couple of centuries.
    Such shame takes at least a millennium to begin fading from the collective memory.

    Expecting racial calmness is...
  20. Exactly correct. Let the Red States massacre...

    Exactly correct.
    Let the Red States massacre themselves all that they want.
    Half the people in Texas who don't get shot get lethally injected anyway.
    That's their second leading cause of...
  21. Dumber than a Stone has apparently taken interest...

    Dumber than a Stone has apparently taken interest in this thread.

    To this point, I've got five blocked messages from him alone plus one from Hawk10.
    I have purposely not blocked anyone from...
  22. Yes, absolutely, along with CT, RI, and...

    Yes, absolutely, along with CT, RI, and NY...fucking idiot.
  23. Finally, we've got enough miscreants on "ignore"...

    Finally, we've got enough miscreants on "ignore" that we can use JPP in the most useful way: monologue.

    We fucking hate each other with a burning passion that was readily visible here on JPP, ...
  24. How would it fucking matter?

    How would it fucking matter?
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    You elect Rhonda Santis, Rick [Don't call me Tim]...

    You elect Rhonda Santis, Rick [Don't call me Tim] Scott, Marco Rubio, and top it off with the local likes of Matt Gaetz.
    With voters like that, Floridians already live in a shithole.
    Shitholes...
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