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  1. Behold the awesome power of the PAPAL STATES:



    All shall crumble before my silly Papal hat.

    I need to go to war with France and Croatia to get the provinces required to form the Kingdom of God, though.
  2. Definitely go after Georgia. They have a gold province. You know that there's a map that allows you to see the trade items in each country, right? You really want the ones with gold.
  3. They have to be a one province country. If you take control of all of their territories, you still can't annex them. You can take a great deal of their provinces, eventually making them into a one-province country. A big country like Hungary is going to take a lot of wars though.

    It wasn't easy to just take over another country militarily in the past. Prussia beat France in the war, took Paris, and captured their Emperor. They took Alsace-Lorraine, not all of France.
  4. You can't annex a country with more than one province.
  5. Sorry I decided to take out my vyvanse-procrastination on your wall last night. At one point I had a 2000 word reply written up, but I deleted it and simplified to something less embarrassingly wordy.
  6. Also, you could vassalize the emperor of the HRE and all of the electors, then dismantle the pain the ass, thus giving you free reign to conquer Germany and northern Italy with impunity, then Muslimize europe. Thus making the worst fear of all of the Muslim haters a reality.
  7. Wait, vanilla EUIII doesn't seem to give you a core if you fabricate claims, which sucks. Only way to gain cores is the hard way, it seems. Conquer one or two provinces at a time and wait for them to core. Which will take about 200 years for 9 provinces. Still a good long term goal, but I imagine you'll need something else to do in the meantime. What about southern Italy? You could also go after the Mamaluks, conquer them, and take all their good provinces (including that sweet CoT in Alexandria) and throw all of the crappy ones to a vassal. Or take the Quest for the New World idea and colonize (I've heard that colonizing is rather boring, but you can get a lot of cash from it).
  8. You could go after Italy and Austria. Northern Italy has 5 provinces with universities (extremely powerfully manufactories that you usually have to wait until mid-game to get because they're so expensive) and Austria has 4 gold provinces. This will provide you with a huge boost (in pretty much every game I've played, getting these provinces has been one of my main goals, since they're just worth so damn much). However, you'll have to grind through it slowly by fabricating spy claims to get cores if you don't want to get penalties for owning HRE territory "unlawfully". It's better than blindly grinding through the HRE just to find out that you're now getting -2 infamy and prestige a year and having to give it all back to the emperor to save your ass.
  9. They also have cyprus, rhodes, and achae, but they only have those because I sponsored Greek patriots trying to recreate Byzantium, and they defected to Trebizond instead. Still, it's a decent check on on Ottoman power, since if they ever decide they want that juicy Trebizond province, they now have to wage at least two wars. They can become a real pain in the ass to Christian nations in later centuries if you don't put a few good buffers up.

    Also, some Greek nationalists I didn't sponsor rose up in Venetian Greece and recreated Morea, so now there are actually two different Greek nations.


  10. And that little blue thing down there? Yep, that's Trebizond. Still in existence. And that country to the right of the Ottoman's is Ming China.
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