LOLOLOLOL. Take a look at the exam for registry for cardiopulmonary technologists. Comprehensive and no cakewalk. I had 6 years experience before I took the certification exam.
http://www.nbrc.org/Home/AboutNBRC/tabid/73/Default.aspx
Face it. A straight white man, afforded all the amenities and comforts and perks of "white privilege", coasted to some modicum of imagined success...no doubt, given breaks along the way, by hook or crook, cronyism, or nepotism, as if often the case. Better educated? Can you read Latin? Speak fluent German, or passable Spanish, French and Polish?
Can you read or compose Music? Do you cook? Or if your wife, heaven forbid, should die, would you be totally helpless in fending for yourself? Can you sew a seam?
By definition, you can't. And please..provide the documentation that conservatives outnumber liberals, 2 to 1, as I would hardly take your word for anything.
What is your field of expertise? What career? Sanitation? Salesman? Insurance? Give me a fucking break. You should be more advanced than I, having had every opportunity....but, as it is, I'm at least on parity with you. For all your efforts and schemes.