Dixie - In Memoriam
New member
Coming home from the music festival, I was looking for some talk radio to keep me entertained on the drive, and I couldn't pick up any stations other than one which was airing a Rush Limbaugh Week in Review segment, so I listened for a bit. Rush was talking about the Occupy Wall Street crowd, and how they were running into some dilemmas... namely, they are finding it difficult to hold a successful protest against capitalism without participating in the very thing they are protesting.
On the organization's web site, the minutes of their online meetings are painfully hilarious, as the organizers grapple with the issue of needs the protesters have, and how to meet those needs without supporting capitalism. One of the biggest concerns is sleeping bags, but should they buy them or buy the material and make their own? Or maybe they should buy them, but instead of buying the more expensive ones, perhaps the cheap ones will do? But with winter approaching, would the cheap ones be sufficient? Such are the problems being worked out at Pinhead Central.
Additionally, they have determined a need for medical care of the protesters, and they have sent out requests for any volunteers with medical experience to lend a hand to the cause. I can certainly see where a great deal of mental health service is needed, but it remains to be seen how many evil capitalist millionaire and billionaire doctors will be willing to suspend their belief in capitalism to help the protesters destroy capitalism.
SOCKS! They need socks, and plenty of them! Apparently, many of these protesters didn't bring socks, or maybe they forgot to wear shoes and their socks wore out on the journey.... not sure, but there is an urgent and vital need for socks! An inquiring pinhead asks... does it matter if they match? LOL
Through benevolence of some caring liberal pinhead, the group has been gifted an enormous 400 lb. supply of meat! This could feed a lot of protesters... but the problem is, they have about 30 minutes to find a place to store the meat! Could some greedy capitalist pig on Wall Street be so kind as to let them use their industrial capitalist freezer for their meat? Oh.. and pay for the electricity to keep it running throughout this protest? Thank you so much!
Some liberal legal acronym has donated money to pay bail for those arrested, but you must follow the guidelines posted for what to say and do if you are arrested, and the bail is limited to $1000.... but wait.... they were having some problems with that policy, so the money for bail will now be allocated on a case by case basis..... still... might want to take some of the group's role playing courses for what to do and say if you are arrested.
CAUTION! Many of the protesters are sleeping under plastic bags.... DO NOT cover your head with plastic, or you may not wake up! (LOL.... I say we call on some volunteers to donate zip ties too!) The distribution center will have paper cups, plates, forks and knives available, but everyone is to be responsible for cleaning or disposing of your own debris. (Let's see what these protest sites look like when they are done.)
There is a need for some evil greedy capitalist laundry owner to do our laundry! LOL... seriously... the dirty clothes are piling up, and the protesters are calling on someone to do their laundry while they are busy out there protesting.
The further into this they go, the more they are finding it impossible to even protest, without the assistance of capitalism. It's really quite funny to watch, but I feel really guilty about it, like you would feel being amused by the stupidity of a retarded person. Do they not realize they are dependent upon the very thing they are protesting, or what?
On the organization's web site, the minutes of their online meetings are painfully hilarious, as the organizers grapple with the issue of needs the protesters have, and how to meet those needs without supporting capitalism. One of the biggest concerns is sleeping bags, but should they buy them or buy the material and make their own? Or maybe they should buy them, but instead of buying the more expensive ones, perhaps the cheap ones will do? But with winter approaching, would the cheap ones be sufficient? Such are the problems being worked out at Pinhead Central.
Additionally, they have determined a need for medical care of the protesters, and they have sent out requests for any volunteers with medical experience to lend a hand to the cause. I can certainly see where a great deal of mental health service is needed, but it remains to be seen how many evil capitalist millionaire and billionaire doctors will be willing to suspend their belief in capitalism to help the protesters destroy capitalism.
SOCKS! They need socks, and plenty of them! Apparently, many of these protesters didn't bring socks, or maybe they forgot to wear shoes and their socks wore out on the journey.... not sure, but there is an urgent and vital need for socks! An inquiring pinhead asks... does it matter if they match? LOL
Through benevolence of some caring liberal pinhead, the group has been gifted an enormous 400 lb. supply of meat! This could feed a lot of protesters... but the problem is, they have about 30 minutes to find a place to store the meat! Could some greedy capitalist pig on Wall Street be so kind as to let them use their industrial capitalist freezer for their meat? Oh.. and pay for the electricity to keep it running throughout this protest? Thank you so much!
Some liberal legal acronym has donated money to pay bail for those arrested, but you must follow the guidelines posted for what to say and do if you are arrested, and the bail is limited to $1000.... but wait.... they were having some problems with that policy, so the money for bail will now be allocated on a case by case basis..... still... might want to take some of the group's role playing courses for what to do and say if you are arrested.
CAUTION! Many of the protesters are sleeping under plastic bags.... DO NOT cover your head with plastic, or you may not wake up! (LOL.... I say we call on some volunteers to donate zip ties too!) The distribution center will have paper cups, plates, forks and knives available, but everyone is to be responsible for cleaning or disposing of your own debris. (Let's see what these protest sites look like when they are done.)
There is a need for some evil greedy capitalist laundry owner to do our laundry! LOL... seriously... the dirty clothes are piling up, and the protesters are calling on someone to do their laundry while they are busy out there protesting.
The further into this they go, the more they are finding it impossible to even protest, without the assistance of capitalism. It's really quite funny to watch, but I feel really guilty about it, like you would feel being amused by the stupidity of a retarded person. Do they not realize they are dependent upon the very thing they are protesting, or what?
