Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heads for $8 Million Opening, the Best Showing in a Decade for a Doc

[Walt]

‘Melania’ Heads for $8 Million Opening

When Fahrenheit 9/11 got $24 million in its opening weekend, the theaters were overflowing. They had to add extra showings, and move to larger theaters.

Malaria may well hit $8 million, and the theaters are empty. Buying a bunch of movie tickets that are not used begins to sound like money laundering.

 

[Number Six]

'Melania' Documentary Receives Disastrous 6% Rating on Rotten Tomatoes: 'Pure, Endless Hell'​

'Melania' Documentary Receives Disastrous 6% Rating on Rotten Tomatoes: 'Pure, Endless Hell'

The documentary about Melania Trump has been met with overwhelmingly negative reviews, earning a mere 6% on Rotten Tomatoes amid allegations of propaganda.

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[Dutch Uncle]

I believe Trump did it.

And it has been sitting in the Epstein files for many, many years.

I wonder how many people the Pedo President had to pay off to keep it quiet this long?

 

[Number Six]

Breaking News: Melania's first film, "Melania's Green Card Gang Bang" just won best picture at the 42nd annual AVN awards in Vegas!​

 

[Dutch Uncle]

When Fahrenheit 9/11 got $24 million in its opening weekend, the theaters were overflowing. They had to add extra showings, and move to larger theaters.

Malaria may well hit $8 million, and the theaters are empty. Buying a bunch of movie tickets that are not used begins to sound like money laundering.

I doubt any JPP MAGAts have seen. They just gargle the goo their King drips into their mouths.

 

[Walt]

I doubt any JPP MAGAts have seen. They just gargle the goo their King drips into their mouths.

There was a pizza spot next to my cousin's house, and they used to pour huge amounts of salt into their pizza. It was uneatable. Literally, no one wanted to eat it.

Which was perfect for them, because they did not want to make pizzas. It was about laundering money, not making pizza.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Or even how many tickets did Jeff Bezos buy?

He's worth over $250B. Even blowing a billion on this bribery would only be 0.4% of his worth.

Is there any doubt that Trump will throw billions at him in government contracts? It's a sound investment on Jeff's part.

 

[Number Six]

Elon is about to pop off..​

 

[Noking]

Good Morning

Topless, it was a good morning until you came along.

 

[Tbird19482]

I’m going to guess about $5 million

I think it could be more, but that is okay it is less they have to use for the mid terms.

 

[Noking]

'Malaria, the Movie' had a marketing and promotion budget of $35 million, which is unprecedented for a documentary. It's total production and marketing budget was $75 million.

This movie is going to lose money hand over fist for it's investors. That is completely unacceptable to any genuine capitalist.

Receiving 8 million after forking out 75 million, is Gok's idea of business success.

 

[Number Six]

Receiving 8 million after forking out 75 million, is Gok's idea of business success.

Grok is about to take a trip away for a while.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

According to the Hollywood Reporter, “Melania” performed far better than industry expectations, delivering one of the strongest documentary openings in a decade with an estimated $8 million

$7.8M of which were GOP operatives' purchases.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Nobody gives a shit about an old broken down attention whore from Bexley, either. Sorry.

@TOP, go look at this post of mine I'm replying to. Specifically, at the reactions. It's a measure of our love disdain for you and shows just how liked you are. Not.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

You're right. I care. My objective now is to have a 3-way with Maleria and Ericka Kirk!

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I'll make them sing!

Bring protection.

 

[Number Six]

@TOP, go look at this post of mine I'm replying to. Specifically, at the reactions. It's a measure of our love disdain for you and shows just how liked you are. Not.

Almost negative 22,000!

 

[LurchAddams]

Bring protection.

Well, I won't need it with Erika. Maybe I'll just let Malaria blow me.

 

[Lionfish]

When Fahrenheit 9/11 got $24 million in its opening weekend, the theaters were overflowing. They had to add extra showings, and move to larger theaters.

Malaria may well hit $8 million, and the theaters are empty. Buying a bunch of movie tickets that are not used begins to sound like money laundering.

Wally, if you alt lefties would stop blocking streets, people could get into the theaters.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

I have their undivded attention...as always... They're learning...

Apparently you had Facebook's too. Get a widdle timeout there?

 

[LurchAddams]

No counter point, just asinine ad homs...per usual.

I don't need to Ad Hom. I'm just going to straight up call you a lying pile of shit bitch.

Bitch.