Are you the type of person who would execute wounded survivors of a missile strike?

You zounderkite of a snollygoster! Muffin-walloper and slosh pot in one! You are nothing more than a Death's head on a mop-stick! Fie upon thy leasing-monger ways. Here you are below, Lionfish.
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WTF is going on in here? Jake quoting HIMSELF? And speaking in jibberish too? Getting weirder and weirder by the day around here. The Libturds have all gone NUTS!
 
America free???!!! WTF you talking about! America isn't Free! This is the biggest Corporate Capitalism kingdom in history! Everything has a price$$$!
You're a spoiled, ungrateful little ignoramus who wouldn't be worthy of washing the feet of the men who built and defended this country.

Millions bled out in mud, froze in foxholes, or got blown apart on beaches so you can sit in air-conditioned comfort, spewing anti-American garbage on the internet without ever worrying about a 3 a.m. knock and a one-way ticket to a labor camp where you'd starve while breaking rocks.

America isn't a charity buffet, sweetie pie. It's the only place on earth where a broke nobody can still turn an idea into a billion dollars before breakfast, without bribing some warlord or bowing to a king.

Yeah, everything has a price. That's called reality, not oppression. You pay for your iPhone, your Uber, your Starbucks, and your internet connection so you can cry about capitalism while wearing Patagonia and sipping a $7 latte.

If corporate capitalism hurts your feelings so bad, go move to the workers' paradises you jerk off to: Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea. See how fast you miss evil corporations when you're eating zoo animals and waiting in bread lines.

Freedom isn't free stuff. Freedom is the ability to trade your time and talent for whatever the hell you want without some commissar telling you no. America gives you that shot better than any country ever has in human history, not even close. The rest is just you being mad that nobody owes you a living. Stop crying and do something worth doing. You're free to do so.

Oh, for fun, tell me your favorite governing system with at least a brief description of why.
 
You're a spoiled, ungrateful little ignoramus who wouldn't be worthy of washing the feet of the men who built and defended this country.

Millions bled out in mud, froze in foxholes, or got blown apart on beaches so you can sit in air-conditioned comfort, spewing anti-American garbage on the internet without ever worrying about a 3 a.m. knock and a one-way ticket to a labor camp where you'd starve while breaking rocks.

America isn't a charity buffet, sweetie pie. It's the only place on earth where a broke nobody can still turn an idea into a billion dollars before breakfast, without bribing some warlord or bowing to a king.

Yeah, everything has a price. That's called reality, not oppression. You pay for your iPhone, your Uber, your Starbucks, and your internet connection so you can cry about capitalism while wearing Patagonia and sipping a $7 latte.

If corporate capitalism hurts your feelings so bad, go move to the workers' paradises you jerk off to: Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea. See how fast you miss evil corporations when you're eating zoo animals and waiting in bread lines.

Freedom isn't free stuff. Freedom is the ability to trade your time and talent for whatever the hell you want without some commissar telling you no. America gives you that shot better than any country ever has in human history, not even close. The rest is just you being mad that nobody owes you a living. Stop crying and do something worth doing. You're free to do so.

Oh, for fun, tell me your favorite governing system with at least a brief description of why.
Indeed.

I’ve lived in four countries and visited 25 more and there is no country in earth with the opportunity to succeed or a country more secure from the barbarians than America.
 
You're a spoiled, ungrateful little ignoramus who wouldn't be worthy of washing the feet of the men who built and defended this country.

Millions bled out in mud, froze in foxholes, or got blown apart on beaches so you can sit in air-conditioned comfort, spewing anti-American garbage on the internet without ever worrying about a 3 a.m. knock and a one-way ticket to a labor camp where you'd starve while breaking rocks.

America isn't a charity buffet, sweetie pie. It's the only place on earth where a broke nobody can still turn an idea into a billion dollars before breakfast, without bribing some warlord or bowing to a king.

Yeah, everything has a price. That's called reality, not oppression. You pay for your iPhone, your Uber, your Starbucks, and your internet connection so you can cry about capitalism while wearing Patagonia and sipping a $7 latte.

If corporate capitalism hurts your feelings so bad, go move to the workers' paradises you jerk off to: Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea. See how fast you miss evil corporations when you're eating zoo animals and waiting in bread lines.

Freedom isn't free stuff. Freedom is the ability to trade your time and talent for whatever the hell you want without some commissar telling you no. America gives you that shot better than any country ever has in human history, not even close. The rest is just you being mad that nobody owes you a living. Stop crying and do something worth doing. You're free to do so.

Oh, for fun, tell me your favorite governing system with at least a brief description of why.
You agreed! Nothing is free,everything has a price! The rest is flag waving to justify the European invaders!
 
Indeed.

I’ve lived in four countries and visited 25 more and there is no country in earth with the opportunity to succeed or a country more secure from the barbarians than America.
For sure. You're so right about that. It drives me crazy how ignorant and ungrateful so many are about how good they've got it.

Also, America’s the most charitable country on earth by a mile, it’s not even a contest. Americans privately donate almost half of all the charity on the entire planet.
 
Bring it on, shitbags. That way you'll figure out why we ARE on top.
We'll kick your asses, badly. 😐
No, you are not, and, no, you never will. You are falling off your victory, and we will continue kicking your ass in elections.

Do not challenge us physically, for your loved ones would so regret the outcome.
 
You agreed! Nothing is free,everything has a price! The rest is flag waving to justify the European invaders!
Oh sweetie, that was positively dazzling. Truly a masterclass in deep thought. The rest of us live in something called reality, but don't worry your pretty little head, I know that's a scary place for you.

In your special fantasy bubble (likely fully funded by Mommy, Daddy, or whichever taxpayer you've latched onto), nothing should ever have a price. Aww. I remember having that same profound insight when I was seven and still believed in the Tooth Fairy. Some of us eventually grew neurons, bless your heart, you clearly missed out.

Just for my own amusement, let's set aside the dozen times I already turned your toddler logic into confetti that you apparently accepted as true and focused on the one teensy point you think you caught me slipping on: my apparently 'absurd' idea that everything has a price, meaning goods and services have value that consenting adults can freely trade or decline. Your devastating, big-girl comeback? 'The rest is flag-waving to justify European invaders.' My goodness, did you come up with that all by yourself?

So come on, precious, enlighten your elders: which magical, pure, never-ever-invaded-anyone tribe in that adorable empty head of yours gets the eternal deed to whatever dirt they're standing on? Name one single group in the entire violent history of this planet that didn't conquer, migrate, or steal land at some point. I'm practically on the edge of my seat waiting for this revolutionary discovery from the kid who still thinks 'free' is a real economic model.

Take your time, pumpkin. We'll wait while you look for an answer in your coloring books.
 
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