Vole masturbates with it. I use it to line the bird's cage.
de·flect (dĭ-flĕkt′)
To turn aside or cause to turn aside; bend or deviate.
flail (flāl)
n.
To wave or swing vigorously; thrash: flailed my arms to get their attention.
To move vigorously or erratically; thrash about: arms flailing helplessly in the water.
To strike or lash out violently
liar
noun
li·ar | \ ˈlī(-ə)r \
: a person who tells lies
has a reputation as a liar