British Lefty Totalitarian State

Here's from a t-shirt I saw the other day:

HEAVEN is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is run by the Swiss.

HELL is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is run by the Italians.
 
Low or no class people hate the French. They have the best food, wine, and the hottest chicks.

Dude you're about to lose your man card. The French do not have the hottest women.

(Alright as I wrote this it just dawned on me you're in Louisiana. Doesn't matter.)
 
Dude you're about to lose your man card. The French do not have the hottest women.

(Alright as I wrote this it just dawned on me you're in Louisiana. Doesn't matter.)

He lost his man card, a while back.
It was right after he lost his ball bag and its contents.
 
British woman have chicklets for teeth. Seriuosly the gold fish ticket is boy scouts compared to our ghestspo like weed prosecutions.
 
French and British gals? Sheesh, clearly nobody here has been to any scandinavian countries. Although I'll admit to being biased, having had a Danish girlfriend.

Admittedly Scandinavian food leaves a lot to be desired.
 
French and British gals? Sheesh, clearly nobody here has been to any scandinavian countries. Although I'll admit to being biased, having had a Danish girlfriend.

Admittedly Scandinavian food leaves a lot to be desired.

Swedish chicks are becoming extremely popular, but I think its mostly because they are now known for putting out the most...



I will freely admit that the proper answer is to say French girls, with Swedes coming in second. I have unique taste in women, which is where my thing for English women (and brunettes over blondes) comes it...
 
Shit I'll go hot over nationality. Under 135lbs with cute face is more important than country. Countries all have ahole politicians.
 
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