MAGA Store Boomer Shows Employees His Trouser Snake

The deeper you dig, the nuttier this guy gets.

Early in the 2016 race, before Trump had taken over the Republican Party, Taylor was selling racing merch at the Daytona 500, and prayed to God for guidance.

“My son said, ‘Dad, what’s God telling us?’

It came in my spirit: ‘He wants me to help Trump,’” Taylor said. His son started laughing, “and profusely.”

Taylor said he’d order 1,000 T-shirts. His son begged him to start with just 100. “I said, ‘Go big or go home, boy.’ I said, ‘If God’s telling me, we’ll sell every one of ‘em, and if not, we’ll throw ‘em in the trash can and leave.”

Maybe God told him to grope women in his store.

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The deeper you dig, the nuttier this guy gets.

Early in the 2016 race, before Trump had taken over the Republican Party, Taylor was selling racing merch at the Daytona 500, and prayed to God for guidance.

“My son said, ‘Dad, what’s God telling us?’

It came in my spirit: ‘He wants me to help Trump,’” Taylor said. His son started laughing, “and profusely.”

Taylor said he’d order 1,000 T-shirts. His son begged him to start with just 100. “I said, ‘Go big or go home, boy.’ I said, ‘If God’s telling me, we’ll sell every one of ‘em, and if not, we’ll throw ‘em in the trash can and leave.”

Maybe God told him to grope women in his store.

🤷
Pure insanity.
 
I said in another thread that I consider Belgium my home and love it there. They must make this thread about me because they don't dare say that this maga clown was wrong in his actions!

Well, to be fair, one of them claimed that Taylor is not one of them.

It appears that he is, judging by the evidence.
 
His palace of trashy Trump tchotchkes is a former church.

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Still haven't...and that's ok...
The thrill was pretty much gone after the thread title with the smart and witty trouser snake reference and the OP got posted...;)
I hope we get a follow up to what happens at the trial....
So, until the next offering....this one is a wrap...;) (the new tribute thread didn't take long...;))
 
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