Why did they make him sit on a pad?

[Dutch Uncle]

Okay. I'll tell Uncle the joke.
It's a heating pad. They are trying to warm the cockles of his heart.

The one in his fat ass?

 

[Dutch Uncle]

It appears that you don't, doesn't it?

He's not American. He's a Brazilian. One of a handful of foreigners who like to play American on JPP.

 

[TravisBickle]

He's not American. He's a Brazil. One of a handful of foreigners who like to play American on JPP.

You're a psycho who likes to play at being sane on JPP.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You're a psycho who likes to play at being sane on JPP.

What makes you think that, Almost Marco? I can tell you're a foreigner just playing an American by your use of English and lack of knowledge about American history.

 

[TravisBickle]

What makes you think that, Almost Marco? I can tell you're a foreigner just playing an American by your use of English and lack of knowledge about American history.

You're a shrink wannabe who is adept at psyop. BTW dipshit, my language skills are above average. You're perception of language skills has been warped by having to engage in the deciphering of Ebonics as a teacher for way too long..

 

[Into the Night]

He's not American. He's a Brazilian. One of a handful of foreigners who like to play American on JPP.

He's American, Sybil.

 

[Into the Night]

What makes you think that, Almost Marco? I can tell you're a foreigner just playing an American by your use of English and lack of knowledge about American history.

Then YOU are the foreigner, since you deny American history and you have trouble reading and understanding the English language.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You're a shrink wannabe who is adept at psyop.

I'm not a shrink, Almost Marco, and have no interest in helping you nor any other psychos on JPP. Agreed on psyops.

BTW dipshit, my language skills are above average. You're perception of language skills has been warped by having to engage in the deciphering of Ebonics as a teacher for way too long..

IIrony

 

[Althea]

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So the couch wouldn't smell like urine after he left.

 

[ExpressLane]

Why? He gets cold? Typical of old people!

They keep studios very cold because of the lights. Notice that Ainsley is wearing long sleeves. She isn't old.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

He's American, Sybil.

You know this because of the antennas on your aluminum beanie, son?

 

[Dutch Uncle]

They keep studios very cold because of the lights. Notice that Ainsley is wearing long sleeves. She isn't old.

...and so his Depends won't leak onto the white couch.

 

[TravisBickle]

You know this because of the antennas on your aluminum beanie, son?

You couldn't be a shrink even if you wanted to, because your perception of people is far too distorted by your own neuroses.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You couldn't be a shrink even if you wanted to....

Good thing I don't want to, Almost Marco. I enjoy applied behavioral psychology too much.

...because your perception of people is far too distorted by your own neuroses.

^^^
Plays a shrink online, but a janitor in reality.

 

[Jarod]

They keep studios very cold because of the lights. Notice that Ainsley is wearing long sleeves. She isn't old.

Where is her “heating pad”?

 

[TOP]

Where is her “heating pad”?

There is no pad...she has a heater at her feet...

 

[Jarod]

There is no pad...she has a heater at her feet...

You don’t believe your own eyes?

 

[TOP]

You don’t believe your own eyes?

There is no pad...
I've seen the heater...

 

[Jarod]

There is no pad...
I've seen the heater...

Haha, ok.

 

[鬼百合]

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Apparently too much anal sex with Arnold Palmer..