BIDEN SAYS HE AND Dr JILL ARE STILL HAVING GREAT SEX !

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Another lie recently announced by Biden is that he and and Dr Jill (I presume ??!!) are stilling enjoying a vigorous sex-life.

Call me a skeptic, but I really don't think BRANDON (an 81 year old with pronounced dementia) would ever be able to "get it up" (i.e "get a Boner," as you Yanks say) even if he took 300mg of Viagra half an hour before he attempted to "part the mink."

And even if he were able to achieve an erection using a drug like "Viagra", I don't think Dr Jill would be agreeable to having any "nookie" with Ol' Joe.

This is because given the fact his memory and sense of space/direction are profoundly fogged, he might well poke "it" right up Dr Jill's "wrong un" with out realising it, and then "go at it "hammer and tongs"" for 10 to 15 minutes (mistaking her screams of pain for screams of intense pleasure).

This could all end up leaving Dr Jill with a very sore bottom the following day. So I am sure Brandon is prohibited from using male sex stimulants like "Viagra".

That means that idea of him managing to achieve a natural erection and participate in sexual intercourse at his age (and with a limp and flaccid "senile" penis) is laughably ridiculous.

It is all just another bizarre, over-the-top, "BALLS OUT" lie manufactured by the Democrat propaganda machine.

It is incredible the depths to which they will descend. Right folks ?




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Biden has always been a liar.

I know. But what gets me is that the Democrats simply don't give a flying fuck about publishing the most INCREDIBLE, WHOPPING lies it's possible to make up. They are such giant, ridiculous lies, that sometimes - as in the case above, you can't help but automatically "laugh out loud" (seriously).-


Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter
 
Another lie recently announced by Biden is that he and and Dr Jill (I presume ??!!) are stilling enjoying a vigorous sex-life.

Call me a skeptic, but I really don't think BRANDON (an 81 year old with pronounced dementia) would ever be able to "get it up" (i.e "get a Boner," as you Yanks say) even if he took 300mg of Viagra half an hour before he attempted to "part the mink."

And even if he were able to achieve an erection using a drug like "Viagra", I don't think Dr Jill would be agreeable to having any "nookie" with Ol' Joe.

This is because given the fact his memory and sense of space/direction are profoundly fogged, he might well poke "it" right up Dr Jill's "wrong un" with out realising it, and then "go at it "hammer and tongs"" for 10 to 15 minutes (mistaking her screams of pain for screams of intense pleasure).

This could all end up leaving Dr Jill with a very sore bottom the following day. So I am sure Brandon is prohibited from using male sex stimulants like "Viagra".

That means that idea of him managing to achieve a natural erection and participate in sexual intercourse at his age (and with a limp and flaccid "senile" penis) is laughably ridiculous.

It is all just another bizarre, over-the-top, "BALLS OUT" lie manufactured by the Democrat propaganda machine.

It is incredible the depths to which they will descend. Right folks ?




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!

You really take the cake as a fucking asshole, Dach. I'm 87...and I can still get a boner. I've even woken with morning wood. There is no reason whatever to question whether Joe Biden can get it on...other than the fact that you are an asshole.

You are just part of the MAGA right-wing filth polluting America right now. I hope we finally rid ourselves of you scum...although it is obvious we will have to tolerate you lot for a while longer.

Okay...now you can go back to...what do you call it, "Playing with your peepee?"
 
I personally don't care if the President can fuck, but I guess that is a burning question in some conservatives' minds.
 
You really take the cake as a fucking asshole, Dach. I'm 87...and I can still get a boner. I've even woken with morning wood. There is no reason whatever to question whether Joe Biden can get it on...other than the fact that you are an asshole.

You are just part of the MAGA right-wing filth polluting America right now. I hope we finally rid ourselves of you scum...although it is obvious we will have to tolerate you lot for a while longer.

Okay...now you can go back to...what do you call it, "Playing with your peepee?"

That Depends frankie
 
Another lie recently announced by Biden is that he and and Dr Jill (I presume ??!!) are stilling enjoying a vigorous sex-life.

Call me a skeptic, but I really don't think BRANDON (an 81 year old with pronounced dementia) would ever be able to "get it up" (i.e "get a Boner," as you Yanks say) even if he took 300mg of Viagra half an hour before he attempted to "part the mink."

And even if he were able to achieve an erection using a drug like "Viagra", I don't think Dr Jill would be agreeable to having any "nookie" with Ol' Joe.

This is because given the fact his memory and sense of space/direction are profoundly fogged, he might well poke "it" right up Dr Jill's "wrong un" with out realising it, and then "go at it "hammer and tongs"" for 10 to 15 minutes (mistaking her screams of pain for screams of intense pleasure).

This could all end up leaving Dr Jill with a very sore bottom the following day. So I am sure Brandon is prohibited from using male sex stimulants like "Viagra".

That means that idea of him managing to achieve a natural erection and participate in sexual intercourse at his age (and with a limp and flaccid "senile" penis) is laughably ridiculous.

It is all just another bizarre, over-the-top, "BALLS OUT" lie manufactured by the Democrat propaganda machine.

It is incredible the depths to which they will descend. Right folks ?




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!

Sounds like a right balls-up.
 
Another lie recently announced by Biden is that he and and Dr Jill (I presume ??!!) are stilling enjoying a vigorous sex-life.

Call me a skeptic, but I really don't think BRANDON (an 81 year old with pronounced dementia) would ever be able to "get it up" (i.e "get a Boner," as you Yanks say) even if he took 300mg of Viagra half an hour before he attempted to "part the mink."

And even if he were able to achieve an erection using a drug like "Viagra", I don't think Dr Jill would be agreeable to having any "nookie" with Ol' Joe.

This is because given the fact his memory and sense of space/direction are profoundly fogged, he might well poke "it" right up Dr Jill's "wrong un" with out realising it, and then "go at it "hammer and tongs"" for 10 to 15 minutes (mistaking her screams of pain for screams of intense pleasure).

This could all end up leaving Dr Jill with a very sore bottom the following day. So I am sure Brandon is prohibited from using male sex stimulants like "Viagra".

That means that idea of him managing to achieve a natural erection and participate in sexual intercourse at his age (and with a limp and flaccid "senile" penis) is laughably ridiculous.

It is all just another bizarre, over-the-top, "BALLS OUT" lie manufactured by the Democrat propaganda machine.

It is incredible the depths to which they will descend. Right folks ?




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!

:rofl2:
 
You really take the cake as a fucking asshole, Dach. I'm 87...and I can still get a boner. I've even woken with morning wood. There is no reason whatever to question whether Joe Biden can get it on...other than the fact that you are an asshole.

You are just part of the MAGA right-wing filth polluting America right now. I hope we finally rid ourselves of you scum...although it is obvious we will have to tolerate you lot for a while longer.

Okay...now you can go back to...what do you call it, "Playing with your peepee?"

Triggered Biden voter. :laugh:

:eyeroll:
 
How would you even know if it's a lie?

How do you know if it isn't?

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You really take the cake as a fucking asshole, Dach. I'm 87...and I can still get a boner. I've even woken with morning wood. There is no reason whatever to question whether Joe Biden can get it on...other than the fact that you are an asshole.

You are just part of the MAGA right-wing filth polluting America right now. I hope we finally rid ourselves of you scum...although it is obvious we will have to tolerate you lot for a while longer.

Okay...now you can go back to...what do you call it, "Playing with your peepee?"

You nailed it, Frank.

The guy wins the award for the biggest dickhead on the forum. Probably not the first time he's won such awards.
 
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