ExpressLane
Verified User
Just remember when you need police in seconds they are just minutes away because you guys defunded them.
Search warrant being executed on Mira Largo
- Thread starter evince
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Maybe he can join forces with the worlds most famous fake EMT, Kyle Rittenhouse, to treat the victims. Fake doc. Fake EMT. I smell a comedy series!
ExpressLane
Verified User
You had better hope so because your life will depend on it.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Chupa pinga, puta que bollo es verde.
Translation:
Suck dick, bitch whose pussy is green.
Nobody in their right mind would put any part of themselves into that.
ExpressLane
Verified User
You know the difference between Rittenhouse and the vaccine you support? Rittenhouse's shots work.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
I smell a commie pussy shitbag. Looks like it's coming from around your general direction.
I think that's just the smell of your own shit. Maybe change that underwear more than once a week.
ExpressLane
Verified User
I will never look a verde salsa the same way again
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
I will never look a verde salsa the same way again
Oh, but green salsa is so good. Just don't conflate it with desh.
I have an untouched jar of Herdez in the fridge. I keep it, it's soo good. Maybe I try adding it to the burrito mix I'm about to do.
Post of the day! Teh Ossum!
TYVM.
He shouldn't make fun of his co-star.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
You get the weaksauce award, commie pussy!
The correct answer would be: "That's your upper lip, dumbass".
You're not very good at this, brah. Would you like some TP to wipe that diarrhea from your lips?
PS: Do you shit in your underwear? Because I don't. I don't even wear underwear.
I don't shit in my pants, either. I remember the last time I shit my pants. I think it was around 2008. My friend drove me home in the back of the truck, I took a shower, the girl tended to my pants and gave me a bj when I got out of the shower and she had clean pants ready for me..then my friend was there to pick me back up and we went back to work.
I blame that one on Budweiser. Budweiser gives me the shits the next day, so I don't drink it anymore.
Another thing I remember about that day is a kid running a $1600 chainsaw bar and chain into the dirt and I freaked out. I would have knocked him out if it was mine and he didn't stop.
He didn't stop and it wasn't mine and I was working for somebody else. The bossman knew where I was coming from, though.
He had to buy a new bar and chain and clean the saw so it would function correctly.
My friend that had drove me home with the poo pants that day shushed me while the ignorant kid was doing what he did. It is what it is.
BTW, that friend of mine is black, smart, like a brother to me, and I have learned quite a few good things from him.
LMAO! I got my 1st job because we were all sitting around hanging out with the fellas and he comes around and says "Fuck that place, I just quit my job, it sucked."
Don't you know I was up there putting an application in with 2 hours? First job I ever got was because he quit it. And he was right, it did fucking suck...hard!
They treated employees badly at that place. That's why they are no more.
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You just called me a commie pussy.
ROTFLFMAO!!! Yeah, weak. Sure, sure, Sheriff Woody.
ExpressLane
Verified User
Don't be jealous that he can get a woody and you can't.
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Yakuda
Verified User
That would be an insult to commies and pussies.
Yakuda
Verified User
They all seem to have some kind of homoerotic fantasy about seeing Trump arrested. You know they have the lotion and tissues ready right? Just hoping.
You get the weaksauce award, commie pussy!
The correct answer would be: "That's your upper lip, dumbass".
You're not very good at this, brah. Would you like some TP to wipe that diarrhea from your lips?
PS: Do you shit in your underwear? Because I don't. I don't even wear underwear.
I don't shit in my pants, either. I remember the last time I shit my pants. I think it was around 2008. My friend drove me home in the back of the truck, I took a shower, the girl tended to my pants and gave me a bj when I got out of the shower and she had clean pants ready for me..then my friend was there to pick me back up and we went back to work.
I blame that one on Budweiser. Budweiser gives me the shits the next day, so I don't drink it anymore.
Another thing I remember about that day is a kid running a $1600 chainsaw bar and chain into the dirt and I freaked out. I would have knocked him out if it was mine and he didn't stop.
He didn't stop and it wasn't mine and I was working for somebody else. The bossman knew where I was coming from, though.
He had to buy a new bar and chain and clean the saw so it would function correctly.
My friend that had drove me home with the poo pants that day shushed me while the ignorant kid was doing what he did. It is what it is.
BTW, that friend of mine is black, smart, like a brother to me, and I have learned quite a few good things from him.
LMAO! I got my 1st job because we were all sitting around hanging out with the fellas and he comes around and says "Fuck that place, I just quit my job, it sucked."
Don't you know I was up there putting an application in with 2 hours? First job I ever got was because he quit it. And he was right, it did fucking suck...hard!
They treated employees badly at that place. That's why they are no more.
Speaks volumes about your personal hygiene. I'm not surprised that your a disgusting filthy fucking pig.
Monad Portal
Was it me?
congratulations on not understanding a story about loyalty, hard work, and disillusionment.
Monad Portal
Was it me?
congratulations on not understanding a story about loyalty, hard work, and disillusionment.
this post encapsulates the divide between the elites and the regular people.
Yakuda
Verified User
Any normal person would regardless of the circumstances but we know you're not normal. After all you're a girl with a penis.